Schwarz
@schwarzcrow.bsky.social
real crow hours
31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
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Why wasn't I consulted during the latest research into Mega Evolutions? I feel like I could have provided valuable insight and/or rendered the results unpublishable
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Why wasn't I consulted during the latest research into Mega Evolutions? I feel like I could have provided valuable insight and/or rendered the results unpublishable
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If you're gonna take the last soda out of the fridge, you'd better replace it.
(quick draw for @schwarzcrow.bsky.social !)
(quick draw for @schwarzcrow.bsky.social !)
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you're gonna take the last soda out of the fridge, you'd better replace it.
(quick draw for @schwarzcrow.bsky.social !)
(quick draw for @schwarzcrow.bsky.social !)
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Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
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Just kinda saying “Buy the crust. See the movie.” to myself
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just kinda saying “Buy the crust. See the movie.” to myself
Austin Powers: The Twink That Ghosted Me
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Austin Powers: The Twink That Ghosted Me
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walt was crazy for this
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
walt was crazy for this
this is a post to remind me to maybe get schwarz as a round reindeer
some people choose the “i’ve got many sonas across many species” route
i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
this is a post to remind me to maybe get schwarz as a round reindeer
some people choose the “i’ve got many sonas across many species” route
i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
some people choose the “i’ve got many sonas across many species” route
i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
big pooltoy tummy...
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
big pooltoy tummy...
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I'm running into more free time lately so FYI, this offer still stands.
If you're a mutual not into this kink or secretly into it but too shy and want art of your OC from me, I might draw it if I have time.
All you gotta do is ask.
But the catch is you gotta post the drawing publicly.
All you gotta do is ask.
But the catch is you gotta post the drawing publicly.
Devil's Bargain where I draw a mutual's OC but it has to be their OC ripping ass despite not being into that kind of thing
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm running into more free time lately so FYI, this offer still stands.
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The shirt you bought him doesn’t fit, but Wulver doesn’t seem to mind!
“Nah, dude! It’s great! Shows off these guns and gives ya prime access to belly rubs~”
🎨: Zoink on Twitter (a while back)
#werewolf #werewolfbf #belly #furry
“Nah, dude! It’s great! Shows off these guns and gives ya prime access to belly rubs~”
🎨: Zoink on Twitter (a while back)
#werewolf #werewolfbf #belly #furry
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The shirt you bought him doesn’t fit, but Wulver doesn’t seem to mind!
“Nah, dude! It’s great! Shows off these guns and gives ya prime access to belly rubs~”
🎨: Zoink on Twitter (a while back)
#werewolf #werewolfbf #belly #furry
“Nah, dude! It’s great! Shows off these guns and gives ya prime access to belly rubs~”
🎨: Zoink on Twitter (a while back)
#werewolf #werewolfbf #belly #furry
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November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
booooo *of course* the guy who's really good all the time beat the catcher having a once-in-a-lifetime offensive season
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
booooo *of course* the guy who's really good all the time beat the catcher having a once-in-a-lifetime offensive season
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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classic crow blunder
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
classic crow blunder
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
using a new music app, starting off strong
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
using a new music app, starting off strong
until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry