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Fixed it =P
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Why wasn't I consulted during the latest research into Mega Evolutions? I feel like I could have provided valuable insight and/or rendered the results unpublishable
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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If you're gonna take the last soda out of the fridge, you'd better replace it.

(quick draw for @schwarzcrow.bsky.social !)
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
pooltoy null zone
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Just kinda saying “Buy the crust. See the movie.” to myself
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Austin Powers: The Twink That Ghosted Me
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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walt was crazy for this
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this is a post to remind me to maybe get schwarz as a round reindeer
some people choose the “i’ve got many sonas across many species” route

i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
some people choose the “i’ve got many sonas across many species” route

i’ve chosen the “this is still schwarz, but he’s a [species]” route
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
big pooltoy tummy...
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I'm running into more free time lately so FYI, this offer still stands.
If you're a mutual not into this kink or secretly into it but too shy and want art of your OC from me, I might draw it if I have time.

All you gotta do is ask.

But the catch is you gotta post the drawing publicly.
Devil's Bargain where I draw a mutual's OC but it has to be their OC ripping ass despite not being into that kind of thing
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The shirt you bought him doesn’t fit, but Wulver doesn’t seem to mind!
“Nah, dude! It’s great! Shows off these guns and gives ya prime access to belly rubs~”

🎨: Zoink on Twitter (a while back)
#werewolf #werewolfbf #belly #furry
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Skebで描きました。(13/15)
食べ過ぎてお腹が膨らんだレジーさんです。
skeb.jp/@zenimakitch...
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
booooo *of course* the guy who's really good all the time beat the catcher having a once-in-a-lifetime offensive season
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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October 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
classic crow blunder

ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
using a new music app, starting off strong
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM