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Five bands you’ve seen more than five times, in no particular order or ranking:

Phish
Tom Petty
OAR
String Cheese Incident
Zac Brown Band
Goose (as of Sunday)
Spafford
🤘
Five bands you’ve seen more than five times, in no particular order or ranking:

Metallica (11)
Garth Brooks (9)

I’ve seen Ghost 4 times, they’re the next closest
Five bands you’ve seen more than five times, in no particular order or ranking:

Metallica

That’s it, that’s the list.
I think this might end up being an all time tournament so many really good teams at the top will either yield wild upsets early or incredible matchups late
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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our turn
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Is there space for I didn't care for the show but loved the message?

Also, I can only imagine the racism on X right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I seem to have birds in my garage every morning for the last two weeks, to their credit when I open the garage door they just fly right out.

I am now responsible for pet wild birds
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Gearing up for my in-laws commentary this weekend
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'd stroll through some coals long as my souls desired
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Cincinnati's Moustapha Thiam did not play against West Virginia tonight due to a leg injury. Do not be surprised to see him shut it down to preserve his 17-0 record on jump balls this season.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
...wut?

I tune out for the 2nd half and the team shows some spine for the first time this season?
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Planter fasciitis can eat shit
a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Obv the end to today's game was dope AF but this season has been a challenge as a Musketeer fan.

BUT this season has also brought a bunch of special visits to the Cintas Center. Enjoying Xavier basketball with my kids has been an absolute joy. Truly hope they can get back to March soon
Trying to remind myself that this basketball season is already less painful than I expected ⚔️⚔️⚔️
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Trying to remind myself that this basketball season is already less painful than I expected ⚔️⚔️⚔️
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Im not sure how much more of this game I can subject myself to
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
John Sadak doing Davidson v George Mason rn on CBS Sports Network
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Fuckin peacock!!?? 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Cover-up
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If she even does resign they'll just replace her with some other abhorrent figure. They've got a deep bench
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Fuck. Off.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Fuck all the way off, bro
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Netflix,

Stop fucking notifying my about bill simmons podcast. It's just not gonna happen.

Sincerely,
Me
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Why is everyone so fucking jumpy about a level 3 snow emergency?
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Cabin fever setting in... Counting the minutes until kickoff of the NFL
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I can't tell if I want to laugh or cry...

They're literally arguing in favor of gun control now
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Shout out to anyone driving a plow today! Appreciate you!! 🌨️🌨️🌨️
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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It’s time for ICE to deport all the rapists and pedophiles.

by Donald Trump
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM