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Call Them Up And Check In
West Coast Best Coast
PTFC M's Blazers UM Boro JMU
Call Them Up And Check In
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(This wouldn't surprise me but I don't need this kind of temptation.)
(This wouldn't surprise me but I don't need this kind of temptation.)
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(This wouldn't surprise me but I don't need this kind of temptation.)
(This wouldn't surprise me but I don't need this kind of temptation.)
If I could've found a spot to bet on "the black boxes obscuring the dudes in the Ep files will be 100% larger than those blocking victims" I would be rich enough to fund Powerball jackpots solo.
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If I could've found a spot to bet on "the black boxes obscuring the dudes in the Ep files will be 100% larger than those blocking victims" I would be rich enough to fund Powerball jackpots solo.
Way to play for the win, Seattle.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Way to play for the win, Seattle.
I wonder if there's a specific doctor on call to surgically remove any sense of shame from these asshats.
And guess what?
The FCC immediately changed the website to state that the agency is not independent right after Carr's comments!
The FCC immediately changed the website to state that the agency is not independent right after Carr's comments!
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I wonder if there's a specific doctor on call to surgically remove any sense of shame from these asshats.
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LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
The Reiner news is just crushing. Holy hell what a horrible thing.
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Reiner news is just crushing. Holy hell what a horrible thing.
It is 2025 and I am watching Phillip Rivers celebrate throwing a clean TD pass against a 10-win defense and can feel a part of my brain yelling HOLD UP WHAT but since it makes about as much sense as anything else these days, the rest of my head is helplessly shrugging and pointing at whiskey.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It is 2025 and I am watching Phillip Rivers celebrate throwing a clean TD pass against a 10-win defense and can feel a part of my brain yelling HOLD UP WHAT but since it makes about as much sense as anything else these days, the rest of my head is helplessly shrugging and pointing at whiskey.
Real mascots > mascots with six-pack abs shaded into the costume because they want you to ask about their crossfit routine
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Real mascots > mascots with six-pack abs shaded into the costume because they want you to ask about their crossfit routine
Disney Copyright Legal Dept alcohol intake about to go up a few hundred percent.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Disney Copyright Legal Dept alcohol intake about to go up a few hundred percent.
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Buddy, this could be about a lot of shit.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Buddy, this could be about a lot of shit.
Basketball and football on a perpetual teeter-totter.
never doubt conservation of Michigan vibes
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Basketball and football on a perpetual teeter-totter.
If OSU losing means JMU makes it, I will be insufferable.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If OSU losing means JMU makes it, I will be insufferable.
Liverpool up 2-0 should automatically cue the Jaws soundtrack over the PA system at this point good lord
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Liverpool up 2-0 should automatically cue the Jaws soundtrack over the PA system at this point good lord
The World: "I don't get it, why do you distrust AI so much?"
Me: *frantically pointing in this post's direction*
Me: *frantically pointing in this post's direction*
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The World: "I don't get it, why do you distrust AI so much?"
Me: *frantically pointing in this post's direction*
Me: *frantically pointing in this post's direction*
It's been a rough few years watching places that were pillars of Oregon brewing close up shop.
The oldest homebrew shop in America is closing. FH Steinbart was not just a small business, though—it was a critical part of the connective tissue that helped make Portland Beervana.
FH Steinbart, America’s Oldest Homebrew Store, 1918-2025 — Beervana
The oldest homebrew shop in America is closing. FH Steinbart was not just a small business, though—it was a critical part of the connective tissue that helped make Portland Beervana.
www.beervanablog.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's been a rough few years watching places that were pillars of Oregon brewing close up shop.
Taproom Dogs of Portland That I Got To Pet picks up another member
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Taproom Dogs of Portland That I Got To Pet picks up another member
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A reader writes with a question about legacy breweries and their aging flagships. It is an opportunity to delve into an issue I’ve thought about a lot over the years.
Why Legacy Breweries Fail — Beervana
A reader writes with a question about legacy breweries and their aging flagships. It is an opportunity to delve into an issue I’ve thought about a lot over the years.
www.beervanablog.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A reader writes with a question about legacy breweries and their aging flagships. It is an opportunity to delve into an issue I’ve thought about a lot over the years.
Random "oh Wow!" Wildlife on the run today.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Random "oh Wow!" Wildlife on the run today.
These Portland/OKC refs can eat twelve bags of dicks.
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
These Portland/OKC refs can eat twelve bags of dicks.
Blazers inexplicably being OKC kryptonite would be fantastic.
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Blazers inexplicably being OKC kryptonite would be fantastic.
Blazers up one. Not sure how
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Blazers up one. Not sure how
True frosh QB in crap weather problems today. Catchable stuff is dropped, open stuff is overthrown. Not out of reach yet but not looking great.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
True frosh QB in crap weather problems today. Catchable stuff is dropped, open stuff is overthrown. Not out of reach yet but not looking great.
The agony of knowing the immediate future as you mutter 'oh no' a half second into the opposing QB's launch wind-up.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The agony of knowing the immediate future as you mutter 'oh no' a half second into the opposing QB's launch wind-up.
Impending entertainment is raising the bar before setting one foot on the stage.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Impending entertainment is raising the bar before setting one foot on the stage.