Harley Danger Hearts♥️💋
@scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Harley & I’m a fucking weirdo 🤷‍♀️
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scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
I’d definitely go for that pizza 👏 loaded with good toppings and probably great with a crisp drink too ❤️
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Hahaha stick around long enough and you’ll find out 😂 the weird is in full force with me 👏
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
The frogs 🐸 👏👏👏👏
thetnholler.bsky.social
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Oh I’ve had those popsicles before and they’re so good. They make one that’s Greek yogurt with honey and dipped in dark chocolate. They are delicious 🤤

I love food too so I’m sad I never got to try that pizza 🍕 I’ll have to make one at home myself to experience it
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
It’s not for the weak tummies 👏

Garbage style pizzas can be rough on sensitive stomaches
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Now that sounds absolutely delicious 🤤

I would 100% devour that pizza and be sad there’s not more 👏👏👏
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xinicit.bsky.social
The moral of the story is to never use psychedelics in the mall unless you want to spend an hour cowering by the merry-go-round thinking you’re trapped in a Jumanji
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
What do I want for lunch you ask?

My pizza:

Pineapple
Canadian Bacon
Bacon
Black/Green Olives
Mushrooms
Extra cheese
Thick crust
Cook well

Slap a side of sweet n sour sauce in there and I’d cry from pure bliss & happiness 🫶

*Dont knock it til you try it folks* 🤷‍♀️
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Garbage Hawaiian is my fav pizza 🍕 of all time.

Pineapple
Canadian Bacon
Bacon
Black/Green Olives
Mushrooms
Extra cheese
Thick crust
Cook well

Fuck now I want my pizza 😭😭😭
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
For real though…. Fucking tomatoes being imposters. You are a fruit and you know it!!
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
We had our state fair already back in the end of August to beginning of September. I can’t imagine having football games at the same time. Absolute madness right there.
As for today it’s in the 60’s and full on sun with a light breeze. Perfect day for some lunch outside!!
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
The Midwest is a magical place. Chicagos is a fun city and Wisconsin is definitely the place to go for cheese 🧀 it’s heaven for cheese lovers 👏😁 the leaves have started to turn a bit here but the full on fall colors have yet to pop so when they do it’s going to be amazing!
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reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
I’m guessing we will have a cold winter this year and I’m not gonna be surprised if we get a ton of the white stuff cuz the last few years it’s been lacking hard core. Not really a fan of the rainy Seattle style Christmas thing like we’ve had lately 😭