Festive Panda
@jopawiz.bsky.social
It's been a long and often bitter year, but I'm going to try and enjoy this month for a change.
(One week of being 29 left before I'm 29 again. I'm starting to get a little sick of being 29 now so will want plenty of presents to compensate)... 🐼😷⚽️
(One week of being 29 left before I'm 29 again. I'm starting to get a little sick of being 29 now so will want plenty of presents to compensate)... 🐼😷⚽️
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here, blissfully unaware
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here, blissfully unaware
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Anyone: “Did you want to…”
Me: “No”
Me: “No”
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Anyone: “Did you want to…”
Me: “No”
Me: “No”
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i wonder if our favorite songs know they're saving us
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i wonder if our favorite songs know they're saving us
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I can’t take people complaining about the death of movie theaters seriously.
You want me to pay the equivalent two months of a streaming service to watch a 90 minute film in a room full of other people who are scrolling on their phones? No.
You want me to pay the equivalent two months of a streaming service to watch a 90 minute film in a room full of other people who are scrolling on their phones? No.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I can’t take people complaining about the death of movie theaters seriously.
You want me to pay the equivalent two months of a streaming service to watch a 90 minute film in a room full of other people who are scrolling on their phones? No.
You want me to pay the equivalent two months of a streaming service to watch a 90 minute film in a room full of other people who are scrolling on their phones? No.
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I want an action RPG that isn't 65% inventory screens.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I want an action RPG that isn't 65% inventory screens.
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It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
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Having one of those mornings where I miss the life I had in the dream I now can't remember...
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Having one of those mornings where I miss the life I had in the dream I now can't remember...
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i guess my main issue these days is how everything sucks shit without end
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i guess my main issue these days is how everything sucks shit without end
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this is how I’ve felt all year
a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
this is how I’ve felt all year
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Well well well, if it isn’t the same thing I do every Friday night
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Well well well, if it isn’t the same thing I do every Friday night
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I will always love dogs. I don’t love them just because of how they look or what their breed standards are. Dogs teach us humans trust, respect, and fairness. Dogs show what true loyalty means. Dogs know and show what unconditional love is. Humanity would be nothing without the existence of dogs.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I will always love dogs. I don’t love them just because of how they look or what their breed standards are. Dogs teach us humans trust, respect, and fairness. Dogs show what true loyalty means. Dogs know and show what unconditional love is. Humanity would be nothing without the existence of dogs.
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My list of things that are harder than I need them to be: 1.Standing up 2. Finding things
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My list of things that are harder than I need them to be: 1.Standing up 2. Finding things
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I thought I was having a deja vu but I think I just kept having the same dumb idea
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I thought I was having a deja vu but I think I just kept having the same dumb idea
I love being up at 4 in the morning on a Saturday
(I don't)... 🐼😟😟
(I don't)... 🐼😟😟
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I love being up at 4 in the morning on a Saturday
(I don't)... 🐼😟😟
(I don't)... 🐼😟😟
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Slapping me silly might fix me.
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Slapping me silly might fix me.
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![an illustration of a note taped up by @beth evang - i don't have any amazing words to make hard days with horrible stuff better you're naviagating it all the best u can, and i'm sitting with you today [2 people sitting with each other and a heart]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidvtg67a762hz4zsqroukac2boj62mas3gi2wcukxnc7ktcwaerzm@jpeg)
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"I've still got it," I say, moments before collapsing into bed.
Spoiler: I did not, in fact, have it.
Spoiler: I did not, in fact, have it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"I've still got it," I say, moments before collapsing into bed.
Spoiler: I did not, in fact, have it.
Spoiler: I did not, in fact, have it.
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SHMOOPIE POOPSY <3
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
SHMOOPIE POOPSY <3
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my sleep schedule is trashed
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
my sleep schedule is trashed
If I seem awkward or aloof, it's probably because I'm thinking that I've already managed to annoy everyone again... 🐼😟😟
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If I seem awkward or aloof, it's probably because I'm thinking that I've already managed to annoy everyone again... 🐼😟😟
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The all corrupting power of wants becoming needs.
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The all corrupting power of wants becoming needs.