Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
Almost 0°. For a Minnesotan this is like the dirt in the vampire coffin. I live to fight one more day.
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Almost 0°. For a Minnesotan this is like the dirt in the vampire coffin. I live to fight one more day.
How millennials feel about Blink 182 or whatever? That’s the Swans for us. Exact same emotions. #TurnToStone #GenXTalk
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
How millennials feel about Blink 182 or whatever? That’s the Swans for us. Exact same emotions. #TurnToStone #GenXTalk
Watching khurangnbin videos on you tube and I hope I never find out where they are from or hear them talk.
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Watching khurangnbin videos on you tube and I hope I never find out where they are from or hear them talk.
I am rooting for the Seahogs.
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I am rooting for the Seahogs.
Sure Peter Thiel is a weird skull-headed transhumanist fascist freak. But somehow the idiotic Christian stuff is what I find really troubling.
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Sure Peter Thiel is a weird skull-headed transhumanist fascist freak. But somehow the idiotic Christian stuff is what I find really troubling.
Made my son listen to Frosthammer, explaining the technical points of the music as best I could. I think he got it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Made my son listen to Frosthammer, explaining the technical points of the music as best I could. I think he got it.
Ever notice that when people die there is very often a doctor nearby, but only rarely a bus driver? Take the bus people. Wake up.
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Ever notice that when people die there is very often a doctor nearby, but only rarely a bus driver? Take the bus people. Wake up.
Great dream this morning that started out as a lost shoes/travel anxiety situation. Then I kind of woke up behind some plexiglass, and people were asking me questions, but I had a hard time hearing. Came to find out they had made me into a wall thermostat AI chatbot. Young me w/ blue shirt avatar.
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Great dream this morning that started out as a lost shoes/travel anxiety situation. Then I kind of woke up behind some plexiglass, and people were asking me questions, but I had a hard time hearing. Came to find out they had made me into a wall thermostat AI chatbot. Young me w/ blue shirt avatar.
James Harden is the pudgy unfunny English latenight host. But he’s also involved with sports.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
James Harden is the pudgy unfunny English latenight host. But he’s also involved with sports.
Bowen Yang must be so pissed about that Taylor Rehmet race in Texas.
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Bowen Yang must be so pissed about that Taylor Rehmet race in Texas.
Even the Slint version of Cortez the Killer is making me emotional.
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Even the Slint version of Cortez the Killer is making me emotional.
Trump hates this tweet and does not want you to retweet it.
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Trump hates this tweet and does not want you to retweet it.
Twice within 24 hours, a previously unknown (to me) concept came up. The ancients believed that from the bottom of a well, even in broad daylight, one could see the stars.
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Twice within 24 hours, a previously unknown (to me) concept came up. The ancients believed that from the bottom of a well, even in broad daylight, one could see the stars.
You can’t spell Starlink without stink
February 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
You can’t spell Starlink without stink
I love it when you call me big pooper
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I love it when you call me big pooper
@awesomer.bsky.social
Why did the Rancher study Semiotics?
He thought post structuralism was about fence architecture.
Why did the Rancher study Semiotics?
He thought post structuralism was about fence architecture.
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
@awesomer.bsky.social
Why did the Rancher study Semiotics?
He thought post structuralism was about fence architecture.
Why did the Rancher study Semiotics?
He thought post structuralism was about fence architecture.
I have noticed a trend on YouTube of people doing deep-dives and explainers on various topics and then going on to pronounce every fucking thing wrong. This is some kind of troll I guess?
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I have noticed a trend on YouTube of people doing deep-dives and explainers on various topics and then going on to pronounce every fucking thing wrong. This is some kind of troll I guess?
Je m’en cul fois.
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Je m’en cul fois.
I’m going over the Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer song in my head, and I can’t imagine how it could possibly be true.
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I’m going over the Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer song in my head, and I can’t imagine how it could possibly be true.
Just Kool would actually be a great deal. But just imagine, you also get The Gang.
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Just Kool would actually be a great deal. But just imagine, you also get The Gang.
How can 12° feel so much colder than 16°? I dont know, but it does.
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
How can 12° feel so much colder than 16°? I dont know, but it does.
My ears are ringing this morning. You guys hear that?
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
My ears are ringing this morning. You guys hear that?
Reposted by Scott Dolan
If I ever get to all the skeets I’ve “Saved,” look out
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
If I ever get to all the skeets I’ve “Saved,” look out