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Scott Candage
@scottcandage.bsky.social
Upperclass Twit Of The Year (this joke was funnier on another site)

Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me

DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician

I lost on Jeopardy, baby...
Pinned
"I Would"

I would
Dedicate
My life
To you
Every day
From this
To the last
If only
For a moment
Your hand
Would touch
My face
With love
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MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The Center for Disease Control doesn’t want to talk about disease.
1/ ⚠️ Breaking: At CDC, we've been told the US Government will not officially commemorate World AIDS Day this year. No explanation given.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I will never stop laughing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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If you are paying for AI data center power needs, every customer in that utility should get top-of-the-line AI for free.

Utility customers should, at the very least, not have to pay more for what they already have paid.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I thought I'd get an early start, carving the turkey. 🔪🦃
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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***Two more weeks! Two more weeks! Two more weeks!***
prepare to be shocked:

*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you are paying for AI data center power needs, every customer in that utility should get top-of-the-line AI for free.

Utility customers should, at the very least, not have to pay more for what they already have paid.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Grok roast of Elon. Base, vulgar, and super-vulgar:
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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DON’T GIVE UP THE SHIP!
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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What a poor, poor person . . .

💠 🧐 💠
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Governor Newsom Press Office had a blast with the geolocation of Vance and Miller’s X accounts 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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latest sham investigation just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Trump posted this AI image of himself as a king with Democratic Senators Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren, and Adam Schiff at his feet
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Just 1 day after publicly announcing his AIDS diagnosis, the Queen of Queen, Freddie Mercury, passed away at age 45 from complications of the virus on November 24, 1991.
What's one of your favorite songs written by Freddie? 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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‘Holy shit’: Gemini 3 is winning the AI race — for now
‘Holy shit’: Gemini 3 is winning the AI race — for now
Google’s newest release is topping leaderboards and wowing rivals, but users aren’t dropping other models just yet.
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Gary Numan - I Die, You Die. Last night in Brighton. Fantastic night.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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$GOOGL
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM