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Scott Reyns
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Actor (SAG-AFTRA), hibernating musician, absurdist, vegan foodie, serial startuper, Information SuperHighway roadkill. Professional useless person. Sillycon Valley, San Fransicko, Lost Angeles, Sierra Nevalands. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇪🇷🇺🇷🇴🇦🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 subterreign.media
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I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
I was today years old when I learned that modern-day rifle owners can optionally accesorize their buttstocks with “cheek rests.” #SoHot
I've never dated a fellow actor. With all the auditioning, we'd be The Aud Couple.
#ProTip for PR folks: Learn to correctly pronounce “anarchists” and other simple words, especially if you want to be White House Press Secretary.
The way my computer keeps avoiding its responsibility to not run out of memory, one would think it's an automobile. A Dodge RAM, to be precise.
When app stores remove stuff that one hasn't already downloaded, 3rd-party archives come in handy. #ICEwatch decrypt.day/app/id674193...

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When American cities need federal troops, they'll ask for them. Even Mola Ram knows that.

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Farewell to #JaneGoodall, one of Earth's greatest warriors. #RIP
Dear USA: Whenever they can't pass a new budget on time, grown-up countries revert to the previous year's instead of just shutting down. #MmKthxBye
Caller: Hi, sorry to bother you-
Me: I doubt that.
Welcome back, #JimmyKimmel, whose monologue last night was appropriate and fair.

“If you can’t take a joke, then fuck you.”
- Babyland
Yeah, I still just may wait 1-3 months to start watching ABC again. #JimmyKimmel
#TheWhiteLotus is aptly named. Such a great way to get in touch with whatever’s one’s whiteness.
No, Kash doesn’t always look like he’s hiding a zombie bite. Take it from someone who knows zombies.

He looks like he’s holding in a fart. Stop being so dramatic.
I haven’t been much a watcher of late light TV since my 20s, and I’ve never subscribed to Disney+. I’ve always liked my local ABC affiliates but mostly as just one of my sources of news, and I’m fine to rely on others indefinitely. #JimmyKimmel #censorship #boycott

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“The country is so wounded, bleeding, and hurt right now. The country needs to be healed-it's not going to be healed from the top, politically. How are we going to heal? Art is the healing force.”

- #RobertRedford #RIP
People getting fired for exercising their right to free speech in criticizing the words of someone who got murdered while exercising his right to free speech. #MakeItMakeSense #Hypocrisy #DoubleStandards
PSA: You‘re beautiful as you are. You are enough. Nobody needs to see #GenAI versions of you at Earth’s expense.
Happy Birthday, #California. I still like it here.
Mixed feels = I’m tedious IRL, but I’d make a great mix tape (”Playlist,” kids).