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Scott Reyns
@scottreyns.bsky.social
Actor (SAG-AFTRA), hibernating musician, absurdist, vegan foodie, serial startuper, Information SuperHighway roadkill. Professional useless person. Sillycon Valley, San Fransicko, Lost Angeles, Sierra Nevalands.
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subterreign.media
June 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“We're getting them out, and I hope we get cooperation from the courts because you know… you can't have a trial for all of these people.”
- DJT, 22 April, 2025

#protest #resist #illegal #deportations #fascism #racism #authoritarianism #injustice
June 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
May 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Happy #WorldGothDay. 🦇 No, that’s actually not lipstick. Yesterday, on request for an upcoming occasion, I baked something unusually and artificially colorful. I licked the spoons afterward, then eventually noticed (OMG!)… #FoodColoring #OhMyGoth
May 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I won’t get on your case, but I will get on the queso. #homemade #nondairy #cheese
May 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Since #23andMe filed for bankruptcy in late March, this feels like a good idea. #healthcare #privacy #delete
May 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Even squirrels 🐿️ hate my (still unsellable) #Cybertruck. In seeking something to sink teeth ‘n claws into to prevent overgrowth, they went right thru the cover, noshed the bed cover’s rubber seal.

The anti-fascist stickers protected me not. Turns out rodents DGAF; can’t read. Go figure.

March 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Hey, Scott! Thanks for your interest in (ThisRole) at (ThatCompany). This is just a friendly reminder that you have 3 days left to complete your AI interview…” 😴 #ThanksButNoThanks #RedFlag #DealBreaker #SendAHuman #RespectMyTime #SorryNotSorry #EarlyRetirement
February 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
When you can’t sell your #Cybertruck yet w/o them fining you $50K and banning you for life (#BooHoo) unless you give them right of first refusal, but they’ll ignore you if you do try to sell it back to them after having it for less than a year, this is what being #LockedIn for now can look like.
February 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“… and nobody respects you for your weakness.”

- A Liberal Education, @newmodelarmy.bsky.social

Behold: An example of my many weaknesses. I think this one happens to be quite respectable, actually.

#GirlScoutCookies #NomNom #Gratitude #BottomOfTheHill #GoodTimes
February 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My #electricity bill got very high at Winter's onset. Playing a game: How much can I optimize w/o getting sick?

I'm actually doing OK so far, I think. I'm on a TOU plan so erring to wee hours, living by candlelight more, staying bundled. Sniffles come n' go, otherwise all good. This can be done.
February 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Goth after 50? How about Metal after 50? (Queue Scorpions: "Here I am... Rock you like a HurryCane®!!!

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January 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reminded of just how many episodes he’s still yet to watch, he thinks now might be a good time to catch up. #thesimpsons #animation #covid_19 #pandemic #wfh #remotework #workfromhome
January 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’m a cockroach, man. This is not the first #plague I’ve survived and it probably won’t be the last. #covid_19
January 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Too weak not to spread this. It’s driving me batty.
January 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'd sleep, but the phone's saying Don't Crash.
January 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
'Cos sometimes making edits only "in the easy parts" just doesn't sound best. Tricky sometimes, getting these sounding 100% smooth.
January 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Students Talked to This #AI Until It Learned to Play an #Atari 2600 via @Motherboard

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January 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This Might Be The Biggest PlayStation 4 Controller In The Worldvia @kotaku

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January 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
January 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It'll take a wall... to keep me out of this amazing land of beautiful people, nature and culture. #cancun #mexico
January 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hm. Peak interest post-strike and P2Ps' emergence, then drop n' settle w/ Recession. One way to read it, anyway.
January 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
As to falafel wraps as to #burritos: If you got it to go but it doesn't stand on end, problem. #foodporn
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Unexpectedly busy in a good way. Habanero dippin'; straight up, curled up, catching up (on shows). Thankful.
January 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
January 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM