Scott Reyns
@scottreyns.bsky.social
Actor (SAG-AFTRA), hibernating musician, absurdist, vegan foodie, serial startuper, Information SuperHighway roadkill. Professional useless person. Sillycon Valley, San Fransicko, Lost Angeles, Sierra Nevalands.
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I was today years old when I learned that in 1893, in consideration of common (trade) lingo, the US Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is legally a vegetable, despite it being botanically a fruit.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I was today years old when I learned that in 1893, in consideration of common (trade) lingo, the US Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is legally a vegetable, despite it being botanically a fruit.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
Normalize the phrase "I'm about to date myself, here..."
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Normalize the phrase "I'm about to date myself, here..."
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
I'm sure Melania, Thiel, Musk, and Tate would all love this. #PoliticalTheater www.kron4.com/news/nationa...
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm sure Melania, Thiel, Musk, and Tate would all love this. #PoliticalTheater www.kron4.com/news/nationa...
#Adolescence: An incredible show. The length of the takes! Very refreshing.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
#Adolescence: An incredible show. The length of the takes! Very refreshing.
I should be more patient with people. I’m not going to, just saying: I know.🤪
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I should be more patient with people. I’m not going to, just saying: I know.🤪
A great time to kick # Starbucks. Everything they know about good coffee, they learned from Alfred Peet, anyway (then said “Let‘s just add sugar”). 🙄
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
It’s one of Starbucks’ busiest days of the year, and workers just kicked off a 65-store U.S. strike | PBS News
The strike was intended to disrupt Starbucks' Red Cup Day.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A great time to kick # Starbucks. Everything they know about good coffee, they learned from Alfred Peet, anyway (then said “Let‘s just add sugar”). 🙄
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
When they were looking for a head of Marketing, without hiding my #VO background, I applied for kicks. I didn't get interviewed. 🤣
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November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When they were looking for a head of Marketing, without hiding my #VO background, I applied for kicks. I didn't get interviewed. 🤣
www.msn.com/en-us/movies...
www.msn.com/en-us/movies...
Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science
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Home | NOVA | PBS
The official website for NOVA. NOVA is the most-watched prime time science series on American television, reaching an average of five million viewers weekly.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science
www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.
I've never dated a fellow actor. With all the auditioning, we'd be The Aud Couple.
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I've never dated a fellow actor. With all the auditioning, we'd be The Aud Couple.
#ProTip for PR folks: Learn to correctly pronounce “anarchists” and other simple words, especially if you want to be White House Press Secretary.
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
#ProTip for PR folks: Learn to correctly pronounce “anarchists” and other simple words, especially if you want to be White House Press Secretary.
The way my computer keeps avoiding its responsibility to not run out of memory, one would think it's an automobile. A Dodge RAM, to be precise.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The way my computer keeps avoiding its responsibility to not run out of memory, one would think it's an automobile. A Dodge RAM, to be precise.
When app stores remove stuff that one hasn't already downloaded, 3rd-party archives come in handy. #ICEwatch decrypt.day/app/id674193...
www.kron4.com/news/technol...
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October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When app stores remove stuff that one hasn't already downloaded, 3rd-party archives come in handy. #ICEwatch decrypt.day/app/id674193...
www.kron4.com/news/technol...
www.kron4.com/news/technol...
When American cities need federal troops, they'll ask for them. Even Mola Ram knows that.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When American cities need federal troops, they'll ask for them. Even Mola Ram knows that.
imgflip.com/i/a80g5z
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBN0...
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Farewell to #JaneGoodall, one of Earth's greatest warriors. #RIP
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Farewell to #JaneGoodall, one of Earth's greatest warriors. #RIP
Dear USA: Whenever they can't pass a new budget on time, grown-up countries revert to the previous year's instead of just shutting down. #MmKthxBye
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear USA: Whenever they can't pass a new budget on time, grown-up countries revert to the previous year's instead of just shutting down. #MmKthxBye
Caller: Hi, sorry to bother you-
Me: I doubt that.
Me: I doubt that.
September 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Caller: Hi, sorry to bother you-
Me: I doubt that.
Me: I doubt that.