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Scott Reyns
@scottreyns.bsky.social
Actor (SAG-AFTRA), hibernating musician, absurdist, vegan foodie, serial startuper, Information SuperHighway roadkill. Professional useless person. Sillycon Valley, San Fransicko, Lost Angeles, Sierra Nevalands.
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I was today years old when I learned that in 1893, in consideration of common (trade) lingo, the US Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is legally a vegetable, despite it being botanically a fruit.

Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Normalize the phrase "I'm about to date myself, here..."

Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Raccoon breaks into liquor store, gets drunk and passes out
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December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm sure Melania, Thiel, Musk, and Tate would all love this. #PoliticalTheater www.kron4.com/news/nationa...
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
#Adolescence: An incredible show. The length of the takes! Very refreshing.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I should be more patient with people. I’m not going to, just saying: I know.🤪
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
#VO in ‘25: Need human? Hire union. Can’t / Don’t wanna? AI’s prolly ’nuff for you.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A great time to kick # Starbucks. Everything they know about good coffee, they learned from Alfred Peet, anyway (then said “Let‘s just add sugar”). 🙄

www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
It’s one of Starbucks’ busiest days of the year, and workers just kicked off a 65-store U.S. strike | PBS News
The strike was intended to disrupt Starbucks' Red Cup Day.
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When they were looking for a head of Marketing, without hiding my #VO background, I applied for kicks. I didn't get interviewed. 🤣

www.msn.com/en-us/movies...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Game on.
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science

www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
Home | NOVA | PBS
The official website for NOVA. NOVA is the most-watched prime time science series on American television, reaching an average of five million viewers weekly.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was today years old when I learned that modern-day rifle owners can optionally accesorize their buttstocks with “cheek rests.” #SoHot
October 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I've never dated a fellow actor. With all the auditioning, we'd be The Aud Couple.
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#ProTip for PR folks: Learn to correctly pronounce “anarchists” and other simple words, especially if you want to be White House Press Secretary.
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The way my computer keeps avoiding its responsibility to not run out of memory, one would think it's an automobile. A Dodge RAM, to be precise.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When app stores remove stuff that one hasn't already downloaded, 3rd-party archives come in handy. #ICEwatch decrypt.day/app/id674193...

www.kron4.com/news/technol...
www.kron4.com
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When American cities need federal troops, they'll ask for them. Even Mola Ram knows that.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBN0...
Mola Ram
An image tagged mola ram
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October 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Farewell to #JaneGoodall, one of Earth's greatest warriors. #RIP
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dear USA: Whenever they can't pass a new budget on time, grown-up countries revert to the previous year's instead of just shutting down. #MmKthxBye
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Caller: Hi, sorry to bother you-
Me: I doubt that.
September 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM