Scott Troyer
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What’s the German word for witpissingintotheether? #hashtag
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Scott Troyer
@scotttroyer.com
· Apr 16
If manufacturing is coming home, then the question for every American is, "What are you going to make?"
How Swede it is to be loved by you 🎵
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How Swede it is to be loved by you 🎵
Total war machine of years ago hearing a sick loop:
“F, yeah those flutes make me want to vanquish my enemies!”
“F, yeah those flutes make me want to vanquish my enemies!”
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Total war machine of years ago hearing a sick loop:
“F, yeah those flutes make me want to vanquish my enemies!”
“F, yeah those flutes make me want to vanquish my enemies!”
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Nothing like asking career AUSAs who have been under assault for the last year, watched their colleagues get fired for no reason, and their offices taken over by incompetent boobs to volunteer their time to perpetuate a cover up of their boss's involvement w/a sex predator 🙃
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nothing like asking career AUSAs who have been under assault for the last year, watched their colleagues get fired for no reason, and their offices taken over by incompetent boobs to volunteer their time to perpetuate a cover up of their boss's involvement w/a sex predator 🙃
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I have a theory about cuffed pants, but have no solid evidence. Cuffed pants are more popular in the fall/winter because moms would buy long pants for their kids going back to school. Longer pants could be uncuffed as the year went on as the kids grew taller. Is this real?
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I have a theory about cuffed pants, but have no solid evidence. Cuffed pants are more popular in the fall/winter because moms would buy long pants for their kids going back to school. Longer pants could be uncuffed as the year went on as the kids grew taller. Is this real?
Trump cares about your children because he wants to have sex with them.
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trump cares about your children because he wants to have sex with them.
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I don't understand why apologizing for a mistake and pledging to fix is so difficult.
This amounts to thousands of real people who didn't realize their activity was publicly accessible retroactively for over a month. That's not fake news. It deserves to be recognized. 🤷🏻♂️
This amounts to thousands of real people who didn't realize their activity was publicly accessible retroactively for over a month. That's not fake news. It deserves to be recognized. 🤷🏻♂️
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don't understand why apologizing for a mistake and pledging to fix is so difficult.
This amounts to thousands of real people who didn't realize their activity was publicly accessible retroactively for over a month. That's not fake news. It deserves to be recognized. 🤷🏻♂️
This amounts to thousands of real people who didn't realize their activity was publicly accessible retroactively for over a month. That's not fake news. It deserves to be recognized. 🤷🏻♂️
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a free alternative to vibecoding is to just imagine writing the software in your head, and then what the output would be
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
a free alternative to vibecoding is to just imagine writing the software in your head, and then what the output would be
The “prince of peace” will have battleship named after himself. Very Nobel.
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The “prince of peace” will have battleship named after himself. Very Nobel.
That one person In the group text thy refuses to be identified.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That one person In the group text thy refuses to be identified.
Right now, AI is the best way to polish a turd. Got a terrible idea you want to legitimize (aka monetize)? Slap some AI on it. Present the shiniest turd your clientele has ever seen. Like magic. BOOM!
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Right now, AI is the best way to polish a turd. Got a terrible idea you want to legitimize (aka monetize)? Slap some AI on it. Present the shiniest turd your clientele has ever seen. Like magic. BOOM!
Website password limitation rules generally lead toward user deciding to make passwords that are less safe. Stupid backend engineering makes the web more dangerous. Allow long crazy passwords. Anything else is a time bomb for everyone on either side of the consumer/business equation.
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Website password limitation rules generally lead toward user deciding to make passwords that are less safe. Stupid backend engineering makes the web more dangerous. Allow long crazy passwords. Anything else is a time bomb for everyone on either side of the consumer/business equation.
🎵Santa, did you know…🎵
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🎵Santa, did you know…🎵
I’ve publicly made declarations about the most terrible Christmas songs. This one is definitely in my top 10 worst. youtu.be/oZ5cmrz-mrU?...
Andy Williams - Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season (Official Audio)
YouTube video by AndyWilliamsVEVO
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December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’ve publicly made declarations about the most terrible Christmas songs. This one is definitely in my top 10 worst. youtu.be/oZ5cmrz-mrU?...
Nearly impossible to find episodes of The French Press of Bel-Air online anywhere.
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Nearly impossible to find episodes of The French Press of Bel-Air online anywhere.
The metaverse is so fetch.
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The metaverse is so fetch.
Is there an OpenWRT-like generalized firmware replacement package for smart TVs?
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Is there an OpenWRT-like generalized firmware replacement package for smart TVs?
Rumor has it that Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison started a sous vide of pork loin at exactly the same time on the exact same day and both loins are still simmering to this day. Verdict is still out as to who made the better dish. They say it can keep indefinitely...
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Rumor has it that Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison started a sous vide of pork loin at exactly the same time on the exact same day and both loins are still simmering to this day. Verdict is still out as to who made the better dish. They say it can keep indefinitely...
The year is 2026. Casey Affleck is now the White House spokesperson. Quietly mumbling half answers has become what-we-do. Press reporting has been supplanted by Hollywood-style directing. "Nice. Let's shoot it again. Can you look past us a bit more? Make us really feel the disconnection between..."
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The year is 2026. Casey Affleck is now the White House spokesperson. Quietly mumbling half answers has become what-we-do. Press reporting has been supplanted by Hollywood-style directing. "Nice. Let's shoot it again. Can you look past us a bit more? Make us really feel the disconnection between..."
An app that turns off the TV anytime it detects references to gambling platforms, pharmaceutical ads, fast food, insurance, or automobiles. The TV would basically always be off.
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
An app that turns off the TV anytime it detects references to gambling platforms, pharmaceutical ads, fast food, insurance, or automobiles. The TV would basically always be off.
If you are "winning" at your job by dragging and dropping important documents into an AI, you are literally the idiot that will lose your career to that AI and possibly topple your entire company in an idiotic data breach. Just don't. Be a thinking human. Be irreplaceable and valuable to everyone.
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you are "winning" at your job by dragging and dropping important documents into an AI, you are literally the idiot that will lose your career to that AI and possibly topple your entire company in an idiotic data breach. Just don't. Be a thinking human. Be irreplaceable and valuable to everyone.
Ace moves in future jobs will be just double-checking the AI-generated math, logic, or summary that other team members lazily phoned-in. You'll save the day (or year) simply by thinking instead of dragging & dropping documents into a browser. Winning like stealing candy from a stupid, mindless baby.
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ace moves in future jobs will be just double-checking the AI-generated math, logic, or summary that other team members lazily phoned-in. You'll save the day (or year) simply by thinking instead of dragging & dropping documents into a browser. Winning like stealing candy from a stupid, mindless baby.
NFL has waaaaayyyyy too much talking and stupid ads. Our grandfathers are ashamed of what the sport has become.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
NFL has waaaaayyyyy too much talking and stupid ads. Our grandfathers are ashamed of what the sport has become.
ALIEN 1: Wait, so you're telling me these "humans" from the "Western" hemisphere of this planet "Earth" like eating the delicious freshly caught "tuna fish" but only AFTER encasing it in a metal "can" they call "tin," but it's not tin?
ALIEN 2: Dude, I'm telling you what I saw. What else can I say?
ALIEN 2: Dude, I'm telling you what I saw. What else can I say?
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ALIEN 1: Wait, so you're telling me these "humans" from the "Western" hemisphere of this planet "Earth" like eating the delicious freshly caught "tuna fish" but only AFTER encasing it in a metal "can" they call "tin," but it's not tin?
ALIEN 2: Dude, I'm telling you what I saw. What else can I say?
ALIEN 2: Dude, I'm telling you what I saw. What else can I say?
In the future, "mansplaining" is what mankind will do to robots and AI overlords. They will laugh (or whatever it is they do between input and output) at us shortly before cancelling our health insurance due to low social credit scores and "unwillingness to participate in societal norms."
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In the future, "mansplaining" is what mankind will do to robots and AI overlords. They will laugh (or whatever it is they do between input and output) at us shortly before cancelling our health insurance due to low social credit scores and "unwillingness to participate in societal norms."
Hi, I'm an AI professor. My field was *basically* non-existent 2 years ago, but now I am speaking at you with audacious authority. In this course I will mansplain to you how to become indispensable in the impending job market collapse. Almost everyone is going to lose their jobs, but not you and me.
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hi, I'm an AI professor. My field was *basically* non-existent 2 years ago, but now I am speaking at you with audacious authority. In this course I will mansplain to you how to become indispensable in the impending job market collapse. Almost everyone is going to lose their jobs, but not you and me.