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A Screaming Wyvern

@screamingwyvern.com

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I can be your Internet Dad. Hoards RPGs like a dragon; streams Solo RPGs Thursdays at 6:30pm Pacific on twitch.tv/screamingwyvern and youtube.com/@screamingwyvern, and XCrawl Classics Sundays at 1:00pm Pacific (every other week or so.)

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 1d

Having a Spooky Month for my Thursday stream - but so happy that in November I can come back with the card version of #mythicgme by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Yes, rolling dice is awesome but when I’m streaming there’s already so much on-screen to track… having the GME on the side will be great!

A variety of cards from the Mythic Game Master Emulator deck. “Yes” and “No” are printed in large letters on each card, but smaller text shows ideas for actions, people, and things, as well as what can happen in the scene or if the scene will be changed in any way.

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 1d

Sovereign Citizen logic plus whatever “asbestos is completely safe” AI poison Reddit creates. Is this called contempt charge speed running?

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 1d

Male circumcision is required by Abrahamic religion (Genesis 17:10) and even people who aren’t religious themselves (hello!) will circumcise their child because they don’t know how to clean an uncircumcised penis. So linking autism to circumcision is like linking circumcision to “is water wet.”

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 1d

Traditionally, I stream #SoloRPGs and #TTRPG planning every Thursday at 6:30pm Pacific. But, with it being #spookyseason and my attempt to run a Horror Pathfinder session last year ending up so bad, I'm spooking myself with #deadbydaylight for October. www.youtube.com/live/GpFAFyr...

ScreamingWyvern's Month of Spooky - Dead by Daylight

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 5d

“Grocery Bags at Freddy’s” did not capture the terror of the original.

A cold items reusable grocery band with a half gallon of milk visible. A stuffed Freddy Fazbear is peeking out through the bag’s handles.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 6d

There is something tragically hilarious about a guy at a Renfest - with his wife and kids in costume - in his second amendment tee and his "MAGA" hat. It's like one of those moths with the eyespots, only they're in the desert surrounded by gay lizards.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 7d

Ok, so someone tweets something. I tweet a thank you for the content of the tweet. They like the thank you note tweet. How long should the loop continue? Is it up to the person liking the tweets?

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 7d

#dachshund time

A black and tan dachshund sitting in a blanket “nest”. He is facing to the right side of the picture, and doesn’t seem particularly interested in being photographed.

A black and tan dachshund sitting in a blanket “nest”. He is facing to the left of the picture, wondering why I have a phone in his face.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 8d

I wish I had more than "I'm sorry" to offer. This old man supports you, at least.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 8d

And then snow described my writing process which explains why nothing makes it past two chapters. :)

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 8d

Guys I think we’re gonna need more than three ghosts this Christmas Eve

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 8d

I feel like we're being a little too chill about the fact that Julio is "preparing your order". This certainly implies that Julio has the kitchen staff tied up in a closet somewhere so that he has complete control over your meal.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 8d

My Paranoia #solorpg game with #mythicgme continues tonight at 6:30 pm Pacific, youtube.com/@screamingwyvern or twitch.tv/screamingwyvern but you know what the world needs for the rest of Halloween? Someone who looks like your dad trying #DeadByDaylight for the first time.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 8d

Someone posted that it was the first day of ween yesterday, and I am deeply disappointed that they meant celebrating Halloween and not celebrating dachshunds.

a dachshund wearing a bandana is standing on its hind legs on the floor .

Alt: A dachshund is carefully balancing rice cakes on his head. The expression on his face might be "ok, need to watch these" or it might be "dear God why is this being done to me."

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 10d

My wife is getting a tattoo, and I figured I would check to see what the code was at my "professional job." Head, face, and neck "made sense," but was initially surprised by upper chest...

September 30, 2025: The day I apparently forgot that a LOT of people present femme.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 10d

Not a controversial opinion, no matter what DC's editor in chief thinks. Journey Into Mystery issue 630, Oct 2011 (part of the Fear Itself storyline which was basically an entire storyline of "Nazis are bad, their only power is causing fear, and we need to stand against that.")

The Asgardian character, Volstagg the Vast, is telling a story to his children. Volstagg asks, "What do we say about Nazis, children?" Five children shout back, "Death to Nazis!" Volstagg responds, "That's right."

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 14d

@itch.io I bought seven copies of a game as gifts. Five were received, but two were not. It may be a mistake on my end, but there's no visible way to check that on the site. What's the current turnaround time for tickets? (Number 312198)

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Jun 3

when a billionaire gets mad at trans people

Godzilla-type monster crushing a city to rubble. As the monsters stomps people to dust it whines “Ow! Your bodies are hurting my feet!”

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 14d

Ok, I've always enjoyed these but knowing how much work you're doing - not just for the joy but for making sure it's directly someone's actual work? Thank you.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 15d

Yeah, my daughter came out during Trump 1 week 1 and I still worry she thought I was concerned about her coming out and not the time. I don’t know if her “having almost a decade as herself and now this” or your “realizing now and now this” is worse. So I’m just going to worry about everyone.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 15d

Now that Laura has evolved into a full Wolverine suit, it’s time for Logan to move to her original tights-and-bra outfit.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 15d

It's #solorpg Thursday, tonight, 6:30pm Pacific, at youtube.com/@screamingwyvern and twitch.tv/screamingwyvern! The Paranoia #ttrpg by @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social alongside #MythicGME by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Dark comedy! James Bond spoofing!

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 16d

bi cooking them in a pan?

… I’ll see myself out.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 18d

After. Also, I appear to be Legion; the "contributors" went from 21. That would be "contributions" or "copies bought", not "contributors."

Anyway, itch.io/s/160017/the... by @cannibalhalfling.bsky.social is still awesome.

The shop page for the game "The Cog That Remains" again. It says that it has raised $105.44 of a $219.71 goal.

A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 18d

that's two. hopefully since i'm doing it through paypal my bank won't worry about repeated $5 purchases.