🔩Joan
screwedjoan.bsky.social
🔩Joan
@screwedjoan.bsky.social
Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks
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if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS

I beg you to stop and listen right now

it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
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November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
imagine pete hegseth grooving out to STAR LINE on his way to the pentagon
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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magpie is bad actually 🐦‍⬛
magpie steals all my trinkets 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“____ pie is bad actually” you have no joy remaining in your soul that’s neat i’m so proud of u
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
lesbian who fucks jokes up: I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face 😎
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
going through Dio’s catalogue lately. i don’t think it’s controversial to say that while he is extremely consistent in song quality, his highest highs never match Ozzy’s peak. really hoping to find some buried gems though.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
thinking about how the buzz phrase “job creation” is at its lowest use point in my lifetime because the entire economy is currently based on ai removing thousands of jobs wherever it is deployed
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
love how we all have to pretend the incoming recession is not inevitable. maybe we’ll innovate our way out of it with ai. this will solve the housing crisis
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
had to work for 90 minutes without an earbud in and now “I just can’t wait to be king” is stuck in my head. curse you alan menkin
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i’d live to do a Ten Years post but there are very few pictures of me from 2012-2016 because i only had a tiny bad smartphone and spent little time on social media. i also had this thing called dysphoria which made me kinda camera shy
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
good morning lesbians! one more day of work and i can relax with a four day weekend i will mostly spend sleeping and petting cats
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
football is gonna sound so awesome in 25 years
Names like Cannon, Remington, Barrett, Gauge, and Gunner have surged. While it's not shocking that nearly all of these are names given to boys, that's actually a sad state of affairs. inequalitybyinteriordesign.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/w...
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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"The age of violent Barbarian-Kings is over, the age of benevolent Philosopher-Kings has begun!" says the violent Barbarian-King from his throne of skulls, once every philosopher has been put to death
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i hate that internalized homophobia had me shunning diva pop when i was a kid during what has proven to be the most diva-filled era of music (1995-2005) with mountains of bangers
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
kids don’t exclaim they’re a Slave 4 U like they used to…i blame woke
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sure it’s driving people insane, is going to crash the economy, gets rid of jobs to make companies worse, and entirely fabricates information with serious professional medical or legal use, but on the other hand,
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
gay he-man: by the power of gayskull
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“you need to make rush hour 4 because i, a rapist, have solidarity with the rapist who made the originals two decades ago. no i don’t care how old jackie chan is”

do you ever think about how our reality is several degrees of magnitude more stupid than Watchmen
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
being rich is buying a company you have nothing to do with and know nothing about and when it craters because of how you did things you shrug and reason that your methods simply didn’t work this time because of extenuating circumstances which conveniently allow you to blame minorities
remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt?

lol
... I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence."

www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
imagine a transfem jeff foxworthy
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
we cannot be far off from an article in the wall street journal to the tune of “Some Catholics trust this AI more than the pope, and maybe they should”
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i think a lot about how in the next five years Barron Trump is virtually guaranteed to either become involved in a major sex trafficking scandal or come out as bisexual, potentially both at the same time for maximum headache
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM