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🔩Joan

@screwedjoan.bsky.social

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Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 7h

being a dipshit in coop games is one of the great joys in life

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 7h

cannot stop laughing at this

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 7h

i love the internet

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 7h

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 7h

he would definitely point to San Jose

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 8h

i need him to point to portland on an unlabeled map

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 7h

haha oh flirty

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h

Bari Weiss stands for Baritone Weissmeinschlieffentotenbürgen

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h

😻💜💜💜😻

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 13h

i need people to understand that the greatest generation is largely deceased, x pretends they don’t exist but they are 50 or close, millennials are in their goddamn 30s and 40s, and even zoomers are aging out of the stupid generational warfare that the boomers can’t let go of

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

YUUUUP

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

“I would like to complain to the manager about my experience ” is so funny regarding a watch you bought because the president told you to buy it in a tv ad

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

it’s extremely funny this couple thought if they shed a spotlight on this they would get refunded or get the company to change its ways. no dawg you got scammed and you feel stupid and now everyone knows it, that’s about it

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

it’s so cool i still make barely over minimum wage and these people all get houses

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

“immigrants are taking our jobs and healthcare and they will destroy america” and you pull back for ten seconds and it’s clear these are some of the most gullible easily manipulated people to ever breathe who are only in the middle class because they’re white and were born/coddled into it

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

the cunt for bred cocktober

idk where to go from here

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h

*attempting to get into the governor’s mansion where i grew up* mamdani’s a total mansionfag

Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 17h

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 15h

trying to insult a circumcised girl is difficult because nothing really cuts the same as that surgeon did minutes after she was born

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h

Scatman lyrics EXPLAINED

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h

bro your sports league has such parity

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h

i still get tickled thinking back 3ish years ago when the series finale was getting hyped by ads hat had young sheldon saying “bazinga” triumphantly over dramatic music which felt extremely like self parody

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h

like it’s definitely a smarter better show than big bang theory but it still holds little appeal if you are not hyperfixated on the character of Sheldon or i guess are a massive fan of wallace shawn

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h

Young Sheldon fascinates me as a piece of media, largely because its target demographic appears to be “undiagnosed autistic boomers who will get offended if you suggest that’s what they are”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19h

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h

i try so hard to not completely dismiss dumb new lingo but like come onnnn