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Scriptman
@scriptman.bsky.social
A kobold making his way through the universe


Programmer, crappy artist, VR enthusiast, multigenre DJ
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_413@07-12-2018_23-46-41.jpg
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Why does that read like a threat?
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Me after a day off:

Damn I really could use a day off
January 14, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Unfortunate news: I will not be going to NFC this year :(

Hopefully I will see all of you wonderful people sometime in the future
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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RAFFLES ARE BACK~! Repost to enter, follows appreciated, and I'm drawing 2 winners in 24 hours 🔥 Replying with a ref is optional; If I don't find a winner's ref below, I'll DM them. Good luck ~ #furryart
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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My annual reminder that if you haven't played Outer Wilds yet, do so. Don't look anything up, not even the first few minutes of gameplay, don't speak to anyone about it, just play it. There is a reason why Outer Wilds fans keep so tight-lipped about their experiences and hopefully you will find out!
My goal this year is to get a tattoo of this on my body.
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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bird matcap btw. go ham.
as promised @purpzie.com
actually makes a decent latex material
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Some people throw money at their problems.

I throw problems at my money.

We are not the same.
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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How to draw latex for dummies (basics)
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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The ride never ends
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I can safely say that 2026 was great for... the first 2 hours or so.

Oh well, 2027 is gonna be my year for real
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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rpg villain: BEHOLD!! MY ULTIMATE BEAST!!!

tired wolf: h-hello

rpg villain: DIRE, not TIRED. I SAID BE A >>DIRE<< WOLF

tired wolf: but i'm tired..
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Entering 2026 like
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Kobold tools
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It is 9 hours and 54 minutes into the New Year and I have already managed to press "Export" instead of "Import" in Blender, overwriting my avatar's FBX.

2027 is going to be my year FR
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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Happy New Year, MT!

That looks like it'll probably be our new CCU peak, we're at negative CCU delta for the past hour.

*Our new CCU ATH is 148,886, set during US CT (UTC-6)!*

Fully stable throughout. Big kudos to my #VRChat teammates and all of our service providers.

Stick around for PT NYE!
ET peaked at 147,226, but we're climbing even more!

10 minutes to go for CT!
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Time to click through ALL the Discord servers to get rid of the New Year pings 🙂
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Due to budget concerns, we are scaling back "Happy New Year" to "Alright New Year".

Thank you for your understanding
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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given how common the "you're the sole survivor of a spaceship crash on a hostile planet" story is in factory games, someone should make a reverse-factory game where you play as an alien tracking down and destroying colonizers who fall out of the sky and try to turn your planet into green tech cards
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tracker battery died completely? No worries just make a hole in it and connect a new one!
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM