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seanderman
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Recovering cynic fighting a losing battle against my newsfeed for the shreds of my optimism.
Is it really that different than people naming their kids "Manny?"
July 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
April 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Not to view the horrible string of events we're going through through a narcissistic lens, but OF COURSE I get the worst president of all time in my lifetime 🙄
April 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I thought he was holding instant ramen lol
April 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Genuinely can't tell if you're calling me or Musk the pendejo here lol
March 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And don't forget he posted this just a couple days ago. Mind-boggling lack of self-awareness or principles detected.
March 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can't imagine the crippling levels of narcissism and lack of self-awareness it would take to post this and then unironically bitch about keyed Teslas as some kind of extreme violence for two days straight. This timeline sucks, dude.
March 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The World: We're passing a resolution stating that birthdays are fun and ice cream is tasty.

USA: Over my dead body. Eat shit, commie.
October 19, 2023 at 5:08 AM
This is going to spawn some absolute banger WSJ Opinion pieces.
October 18, 2023 at 5:58 AM
With Elon taking more and more dramatic steps to sink Twitter, I would like to take this moment to express how grateful I am to have snuck onto the lifeboat with all you fine people.
October 18, 2023 at 5:30 AM