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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t forget the Groundhog’s Day episodes. They are always getting caught in time loops.

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t stress enough how little I care about sports, and it frustrates me that algorithms which can almost read our thoughts still push nonsense about it on me. I DON’T CARE!!!

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 14d

Never has there been a greater indication of “My boss told me he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein…”

marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 15d

Compelling defence

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16d

This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE.

The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.

Winks 👻 @winkiedoo.bsky.social · 19d

Robby is a grifter. He has 3 active gofundme’s going on.

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 17d

Kid, I would tell you
to be who you are,
‘cuz the fact is it’s
lonely around the bend.
They would just look at you.
Or look right through you.
And never ever think about
what’s going on in your head.

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 18d

I made an album 20 years ago and have been releasing lyric videos of those songs over the last year!
Here’s one:
youtu.be/JulgNpUC2X4?...

Cross My Heart | Adding Injury to Insult | Esteban

YouTube video by Sean

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 18d

Just listen to this and let yourself feel things.
youtu.be/0oH5dksLgv8?...

[Video Soundtrack] Compression of Time [FINAL FANTASY VIII]

YouTube video by SQUARE ENIX MUSIC Channel

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 22d

I wonder how proud of their intellect each person posting about the “…wrong 79 year old” feels. 😂 Let’s get some variety, folks. We’re supposed to be the funny ones.

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 23d

When I read ”…on those over-used sandy rocks in L.A.” in a Kotaku article, it just makes me think that the author was too lazy to look up the name of those ricks, as opposed to the author speaking quirkily in a sassy tone.

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 23d

Me too.

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 24d

I’ve been waiting for someone to do something like this. Thank goodness for Liam.
youtube.com/shorts/vA6dA...

Shoutout to @JessicaKnurick for the sources ❤️ @bean.supporter #maha #beans #fml

YouTube video by The Plant Slant

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 25d

I felt this one. 😂

Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 25d

I object to this clue as it’s clearly Miles O’Brien and to say otherwise is disrespectful

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 25d

…Of the listener?

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 25d

"Rock & Roll High School" (S3 EP18) of Degrassi aired 3/8/2004. "Garden State" released 8/20/2004. The movie had to already be filmed by the time the Degrassi episode released, but both feature a scream into the wilderness. Just crazy that the same ideas happen at the same time in different art.

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · 27d

It is sad to know that Emma (the character) from Degrassi: The Next Generation would likely be a big RFK Jr. fan...
#hottakes

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midnucas 🇵🇷 @midnucas.bsky.social · Oct 3

Scam going on in YouTube: malicious parties spamming fake copyright claims against videos in order to steal their revenue. Davie504 here documents how he got a copyright claim for his bass arrangement of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata... and YouTube REJECTED HIS APPEAL: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5L0...

YouTube is shutting down my channel

YouTube video by Davie504

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · Sep 30

www.snopes.com/fact-check/p...

Pope Leo XIV issued warning from God about Trump and idolatry?

According to one popular YouTube video, Pope Leo XIV told parishioners God said about Trump, “This man is not your Messiah. He is a mirror.”

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · Sep 30

There are so many times where I see posts on this site and I just think “Shut the fuck up.“ Especially when the post is “Person who didn’t ask for my input is doing xyz with their own property and it is causing me DURESSS!” I see it far more frequently than I would have expected. …Just shut up.

Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · Sep 27

I feel that constantly. 😭

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 25

Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain?

Email us at [email protected].

We'll allow you to screen it for free.

Yes, again, this is real.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 25

A very big Onion announcement:

The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.

It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.

Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · Sep 25

Republicans hoping they can perpetually return to milk the Charlie Kirk cow with the Houston ICE shooting, but can't even remember the name of the concentration camp prisoner who was murdered under their captivity.

a cat is going down a slide in the grass

ALT: a cat is going down a slide in the grass

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Dr. Zachary Rubin @rubinallergy.bsky.social · Sep 22

To all the moms and dads out there listening to President Trump, do not be fooled.

Tylenol does not cause autism.
Vaccines do not cause autism.

Children with autism spectrum disorder are important just like any other children.

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Dr. Zachary Rubin @rubinallergy.bsky.social · Sep 21

The decisions that RFK Jr’s Vaccine Advisory Committee meeting on September 18-19 will have ripple effects that will harm our children.

open.substack.com/pub/drrubin/...

What Went Wrong at RFK Jr’s Vaccine Advisory Committee (ACIP) Meeting and Why it Matters

When the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) met on September 18–19, 2025, the stakes could not have been higher.

open.substack.com

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · Sep 11

This is beautiful.
youtube.com/shorts/DxgDq...

#DS9 crew reads fan hate mail #startrek #deepspacenine

YouTube video by Rikerish

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Sean @seanhempill.bsky.social · Sep 11

Apropos that the episode of The Sopranos I watched this morning featured this.
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/...

The Second Coming

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and eve...

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