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Sean
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Drums, skateboarding, rasslin, retro video games, etc.
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Bands in Chicago, hit me up if you need a drummer. 25 years of playing experience, multiple tours and records under my belt, and I can play pretty much anything under the punk/hardcore umbrella. It’s not often a free agent on this level is available, so get at me.
Who’d have thought announcing “I’m working on a project in the studio with Ian Mackaye” like they were starting a new band together could be misinterpreted as them starting a new band together?
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I believe that Captain Sandwich, after his total acquittal, should receive free sandwiches for life.

Not since the Earl of Sandwich has a person furthered the simple plight of the submarine sandwich.

He is the hero of heroes!!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The Pentagon says they'll treat drug smugglers "exactly like we treated Al Qaeda", presumably by losing at least one extended war against them, murdering millions of civilians in the process, giving up and letting them have a couple of countries, and then agreeing to fund their militaries.
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bands in Chicago, hit me up if you need a drummer. 25 years of playing experience, multiple tours and records under my belt, and I can play pretty much anything under the punk/hardcore umbrella. It’s not often a free agent on this level is available, so get at me.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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If the stuff happening in Chicago were happening in New York City it would be on every television on earth right now
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Holy shit this celebration segment has EVERYTHING

MUPPETS

Surprise appearances

Lots of yelling

Ultimo Moné Cowboy Carter

Cake!

PUPPETS GETTING FACEPLANTED INTO CAKE

the CEO getting faceplanted into cake!

That was AMAZING

#AEWDynamite
a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
Alt: a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
October 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Likely my last PB+J and Bacon Burger since Burger Antics is closing in December. It was delicious as always.
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
At work today, I had to army crawl through a bouncy house during our field trip to grab a few student who were refusing to leave. Pretty sure that was the first time I’ve been in one of those since I was like 8.
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Going through a rough patch, so I turned to my old pal, Lego, to cheer me up a bit.
October 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Highly recommend writing an “FU Shoutout” list for yourself like the late, great, Sabu did in his autobiography if you’re feeling frustrated. Very cathartic.
October 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Danny DeVito
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You know what? Maybe it’s for the best that my life seems to be scaling down to “dad band” level of music involvement. I love playing the drums in bands with my friends, but I’m so tired of all the other stuff that comes with being in the music scene.
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Getting old sucks.
October 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The grade school I work at had a jersey/shirt day a couple of days ago for their spirit week, and now there may or may not be a rumor going around among the kids that I’m a pirate when I’m not at work thanks to the skull and crossbone @fcstpauli.com shirt I wore.
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Taylor Swift's song "Father Figure" is actually about Christian Cage
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Never play pool with someone named after a city.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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NLG Chicago condemns arrests by state and federal authorities at demonstrations outside Broadview ICE detention facility and in Chicago
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you’re gonna let your spawn loose in a skate park, make sure they know:

1. Don’t cut people off. Great way to get run over or cause an accident.

2. Don’t sit on the obstacles that people are trying to skate.

3. Don’t throw McDonald’s wrappers and other garbage all over the brand new park.
October 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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a reminder for Chicago folks that picking up or throwing back a tear gas canister will badly burn you unless you're wearing welding gloves which can be purchased for very reasonable prices at Menards
October 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM