Secretly Canadian
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Finally finished @sgj.bsky.social's The Buffalo Hunter Hunter after savoring it for as long as possible.
I have read a lot of Jones' books, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is an absolute triumph and could very well be Jones' greatest masterpiece (so far..)
Thank you, SGJ!
I have read a lot of Jones' books, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is an absolute triumph and could very well be Jones' greatest masterpiece (so far..)
Thank you, SGJ!
May 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Finally finished @sgj.bsky.social's The Buffalo Hunter Hunter after savoring it for as long as possible.
I have read a lot of Jones' books, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is an absolute triumph and could very well be Jones' greatest masterpiece (so far..)
Thank you, SGJ!
I have read a lot of Jones' books, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is an absolute triumph and could very well be Jones' greatest masterpiece (so far..)
Thank you, SGJ!
I was taught by @jamieloftus.bsky.social that it is my god-given right as an American to enjoy a sexy anthropomorphic pickle. I believe this notably unsexy Van Holten's pickle is stark reminder that our nation is failing.
May 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was taught by @jamieloftus.bsky.social that it is my god-given right as an American to enjoy a sexy anthropomorphic pickle. I believe this notably unsexy Van Holten's pickle is stark reminder that our nation is failing.
The OJ Simpson trial to signature Crumbl cookie pipeline is insane
April 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The OJ Simpson trial to signature Crumbl cookie pipeline is insane
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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BREAKING: Mike Waltz caught discussing military plans in LetterBoxd review of 'Rango'
April 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BREAKING: Mike Waltz caught discussing military plans in LetterBoxd review of 'Rango'
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
Support your #locallibrary so they can shelve books like this gem by @jamieloftus.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Support your #locallibrary so they can shelve books like this gem by @jamieloftus.bsky.social
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
I can not explain how the little fart sound effect in @jamieloftus.bsky.social's podcast always catches me off guard and makes me giggle, but it does.
This is art.
This is art.
January 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can not explain how the little fart sound effect in @jamieloftus.bsky.social's podcast always catches me off guard and makes me giggle, but it does.
This is art.
This is art.
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lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
currently watching @emiliaperezfilm.bsky.social... my faith in French filmmakers is shaken.
January 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
currently watching @emiliaperezfilm.bsky.social... my faith in French filmmakers is shaken.
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the J6 pardons are scary and fucked up but Trump doing that does make it extra funny that he's just ignoring Giuliani's suffering forever
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the J6 pardons are scary and fucked up but Trump doing that does make it extra funny that he's just ignoring Giuliani's suffering forever
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We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
shatterzone.substack.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
Monitor deez nuts fedbois
January 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Monitor deez nuts fedbois
Just finished @socialistdogmom.bsky.social "Weird Little Guys" two-parter on Frank Sweeney, which was fantastic.
I need to set the record straight on one thing:
We do have rattlesnakes in Idaho.
I need to set the record straight on one thing:
We do have rattlesnakes in Idaho.
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Just finished @socialistdogmom.bsky.social "Weird Little Guys" two-parter on Frank Sweeney, which was fantastic.
I need to set the record straight on one thing:
We do have rattlesnakes in Idaho.
I need to set the record straight on one thing:
We do have rattlesnakes in Idaho.