Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
Kaiser || German || minor || male, he/him
Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
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Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
· Sep 17
𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙/ 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉:
⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
Welcome to the exposing thread of @angelsintraining.bsky.social 💔🥀
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Welcome to the exposing thread of @angelsintraining.bsky.social 💔🥀
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
(I’m not actually gonna put in effort and make a whole ass thread guys I have shit to do ❤️🩹)
Tf is my Pinterest on dawg 😭 The fuck you mean „Christmas“ 🥀💔
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tf is my Pinterest on dawg 😭 The fuck you mean „Christmas“ 🥀💔
The fuck?? (Cough cough)
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The fuck?? (Cough cough)
Should I Ginger my hair fr? Gingeraffirming treatment type shit- I’m sorry I find this way funnier than it is idk why 😭, let my ass be transginger for shits sake 💔
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Should I Ginger my hair fr? Gingeraffirming treatment type shit- I’m sorry I find this way funnier than it is idk why 😭, let my ass be transginger for shits sake 💔
Mb I’m not as active rn chat I have a life to live and shit to do 🥀
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mb I’m not as active rn chat I have a life to live and shit to do 🥀
highk me btw
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December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
highk me btw
Bc like- why do you want me to animate a gory af suicide, teach?? Massive sideeye. Is there smth you wanna tell me?? And how in hell does that have anything to do with literature class I seriously wanna know 😭
Uhm, so I just got the most... well, interesting school assignment I've ever gotten to this day I think. Like- what the actual fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bc like- why do you want me to animate a gory af suicide, teach?? Massive sideeye. Is there smth you wanna tell me?? And how in hell does that have anything to do with literature class I seriously wanna know 😭
Uhm, so I just got the most... well, interesting school assignment I've ever gotten to this day I think. Like- what the actual fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Uhm, so I just got the most... well, interesting school assignment I've ever gotten to this day I think. Like- what the actual fuck.
Just read the best piece of literature there ever has and will exist in the entire history of mankind. Its making me feel stuff, yk?? So- just, perfect in every way. I have been fucking blessed.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just read the best piece of literature there ever has and will exist in the entire history of mankind. Its making me feel stuff, yk?? So- just, perfect in every way. I have been fucking blessed.
Why do random single toes of my left foot randomly go numb for up to an hour 😭 this is irregularly happening over the span of weeks now and idk if I should be worried
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Why do random single toes of my left foot randomly go numb for up to an hour 😭 this is irregularly happening over the span of weeks now and idk if I should be worried
Charging my iPad all night just to wake up and notice I forgot to turn my power outlet back on after I returned home yesterday… great. Thanks.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Charging my iPad all night just to wake up and notice I forgot to turn my power outlet back on after I returned home yesterday… great. Thanks.
I saw that post before you deleted it but I didn’t take a screenshot so I have no proof of your sick and twisted mind and nobody would believe me..
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November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I saw that post before you deleted it but I didn’t take a screenshot so I have no proof of your sick and twisted mind and nobody would believe me..
Im not even joking I was just laying in bed sick when I hear my fucking dad yelling 67… omg I hate this family
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November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Im not even joking I was just laying in bed sick when I hear my fucking dad yelling 67… omg I hate this family
Bro my name is so goofy I’m gen cracking up bc of it sometimes when I see it I swear
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Bro my name is so goofy I’m gen cracking up bc of it sometimes when I see it I swear
I have very complex and emotional opinions about microwaves btw
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I have very complex and emotional opinions about microwaves btw
The SCP foundation is real, I know it..
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November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The SCP foundation is real, I know it..
AND CONTINUING ON MY RANT ABOUT CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ETC; ITS A CAR, NOT AN. LEARN YOUR OWN FUCKING RULES OMFG IT PMO SO BAD REALLY, ITS SUCH A SIMPLE GRAMMAR RULE FR. A BIKE. AN APPLE. A TRUCK. AN IDIOT. LIKE- VOCALS?? A, E, I, O, U?? ARE YOU DENSE???? THATS THE LANGUAGE YOU GREW UP WITH!?-
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November 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
AND CONTINUING ON MY RANT ABOUT CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ETC; ITS A CAR, NOT AN. LEARN YOUR OWN FUCKING RULES OMFG IT PMO SO BAD REALLY, ITS SUCH A SIMPLE GRAMMAR RULE FR. A BIKE. AN APPLE. A TRUCK. AN IDIOT. LIKE- VOCALS?? A, E, I, O, U?? ARE YOU DENSE???? THATS THE LANGUAGE YOU GREW UP WITH!?-
Everytime I see someone use the wrong your/you‘re an Angel loses its wings istg. Like MF THAT IS (in most cases at least) YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE THAT YOU ARE FLUENT IN SINCE YOU CAN SPEAK WHY DO THIS??!?!? ITS NOT EVEN HARD TO GET RIGHT OR ANYTHING 🥀💔
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Everytime I see someone use the wrong your/you‘re an Angel loses its wings istg. Like MF THAT IS (in most cases at least) YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE THAT YOU ARE FLUENT IN SINCE YOU CAN SPEAK WHY DO THIS??!?!? ITS NOT EVEN HARD TO GET RIGHT OR ANYTHING 🥀💔
But yeah because I’m home really early today I can spend time with my babies. (My two cats) Earlier I continued teaching them tricks, and that was honestly really cute and fun. Now theyre taking a midday nap while sunbathing… oh to be a cat living that life…
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
But yeah because I’m home really early today I can spend time with my babies. (My two cats) Earlier I continued teaching them tricks, and that was honestly really cute and fun. Now theyre taking a midday nap while sunbathing… oh to be a cat living that life…
So I went home from school earlier than normal today because I wasn’t feeling too well.
Btw, maybe some of you wanna know how my math exam went, but idk if I’m comfortable with publicly posting abt it, so if you wanna know then feel free to just DM me. (I mean, no one’s gonna care that much anyway)
Btw, maybe some of you wanna know how my math exam went, but idk if I’m comfortable with publicly posting abt it, so if you wanna know then feel free to just DM me. (I mean, no one’s gonna care that much anyway)
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
So I went home from school earlier than normal today because I wasn’t feeling too well.
Btw, maybe some of you wanna know how my math exam went, but idk if I’m comfortable with publicly posting abt it, so if you wanna know then feel free to just DM me. (I mean, no one’s gonna care that much anyway)
Btw, maybe some of you wanna know how my math exam went, but idk if I’m comfortable with publicly posting abt it, so if you wanna know then feel free to just DM me. (I mean, no one’s gonna care that much anyway)
Blasting Jumpstyle on a volume so inhumane I might actually get permanent physical damage from this, at least it feels like it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Blasting Jumpstyle on a volume so inhumane I might actually get permanent physical damage from this, at least it feels like it.