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@secretly100rats.bsky.social

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Kaiser || German || 14, minor || male, he/him (Can you tell idk what to put in a bio?)

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 23d

𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙/ 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉:

⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 4h

Peak music omfg

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 4h

All is fair in love and war.

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 19h

I wanna draw a Phone wallpaper for someone… like come on guys I’m doing free labor hmu or smth

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 20h

Drop the vape you pussy and smoke a cig like a real man.

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

What does chat think abt Dubai chocolate?

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Back from grocery shopping- we got so much good stuff this is peak

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Ive reawoken

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Ok yeah nevermind I’m going back to sleep

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Straight still in bed that is… (okay okay I didn’t get the joke I admit it, sigh)

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Morning!

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve awoken..

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

This thing is 24 years old damn

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

I win.

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Edgelords with no live and family issues who want to get some kind of attention in any way possible

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adie @loveles00.bsky.social · 1d

i fucking hate edge lords with my whole soul i hope they die

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Bunch of fucking 12 year olds I swear…

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Peak human interaction I swear (I’ve lost all hope in humanity)

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Come on as a music artist ur an artist too… why use AI for your cover…

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1d

Goofball

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2d

Pfft, want me to respect you?? Then take the cross out of your bio, fucking cunt.

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2d

Oh come on Apple, stop complaining about the amount and store my pictures in your iCloud like a good boy, won’t you? (Ive officially reached cringe peak and I’m enjoying it, go cry about it poor baby)

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2d

I love herrr bring her back to me please

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2d

Uh this shouldn’t come off as too harsh btw, but Gen kinda uncool idk. I don’t like em either that much but rlly?… anyways ur still good idk I’m afraid I’m sometimes too harsh

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2d

This is my first time im really listening to one of their songs its not like im a fan, but let’s not bash certain artists here bc of personal taste will we? Also, this coming from someone who cant even speak the language the music theyre listening to is in is funny. Anyways, sybau respectfully, thx.

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2d

Thats *you‘re btw, loser cant even spell *laughs at you*

a white cat is pointing at a yellow glove .

ALT: a white cat is pointing at a yellow glove .

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