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Kaiser
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Kaiser || German || minor || male, he/him

Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
Bro gimme praise, it took me like 4 minutes worth of my valuable lifetime. 🥀😔 #comitted #hustler #hardworker #alphamale #hashtag
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Cough cough… dis u gang?? 🤨📸
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tf is my Pinterest on dawg 😭 The fuck you mean „Christmas“ 🥀💔
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The fuck?? (Cough cough)
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙/ 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉:

⭑Kaiser
⭑Male, he/him
⭑Slavic-German
⭑Minor!!
⭑Proud Father of two cats
⭑Teenage boy with god complex
⭑Politically based (??)
⭑Super normal??...
⭑..???
⭑?
September 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM