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Kaiser
@secretly100rats.bsky.social
Kaiser || German || minor || male, he/him

Feeling the Christmas spirit touch me inappropriately- I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY MOUTH DAWG WTF
Read the Manga 😭 the Anime really does bsd dirty
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
U mean the Ferrero Rocher?? Lol yes they’re peak af ⭐️
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
YOU GET OUT MF
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Naww dawg I’m outta this shit wtf are you on you nasty disgusting little twink ass pisskink furry- Even the mf in your pfp is pisscolored what is wrong with you don’t interact with me ever again- also, restraining order.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bro gimme praise, it took me like 4 minutes worth of my valuable lifetime. 🥀😔 #comitted #hustler #hardworker #alphamale #hashtag
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Cough cough… dis u gang?? 🤨📸
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People keep saying that, they really do, and I hear it all the time. I make one comment, a simple comment, and everyone’s saying, “Wow, this sounds just like him.” And honestly, I get it. When you’ve got words that are strong, beautiful, very powerful words, people notice. (Help, satire, and yes 💀)
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s an incredible corner, truly incredible. People come up to me all the time and they say, “Sir, I have never seen a corner like this.” And my friend, a really great guy, everybody knows it, very good, very kind, he looked at it and he said, “This is the best there is, a beautiful corner.”
a cartoon of donald trump giving a speech
ALT: a cartoon of donald trump giving a speech
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December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Ah damn 💔
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sorry bro but gatekeeping it fr. And the fandom is really niche and it's on German soooo-
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm in the inner circle?? Wowz!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nastya is such a goated person for that 😌 And for real dude, we all appreciate you here and you’re a really awesome and cool person to talk to. (and this might be random but I also like how relatively mature you are/act, it’s nice), so I’m happy to hear that you are staying!
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM