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Ba’lam Ka’Kun

@section31jag.bsky.social

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Gruff jaguar attempting to help those he can from the shadows. Logic, Science, Faith, and Love above all. INFJ. Just some weird guy who loves his gods and magic. Patron: Anubis/Wepwawet Matron: Bast/Sekhmet 35 MSW/Executive Assistant/Insurance

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 22h

The south park episode hit hard on this one lol

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 22h

Passed my first CIC (Cerified Insurance Counselor) course and apparently I chose the hardest one first. Hoping that means the next four aren’t so damn arduous. Thought I was done with school but apparently not x.x.

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 23h

The call is literally coming from inside the house now. This is the “pay up bitch” phase for the plane they “donated” to he who shall not be named.

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MBeanDoodles @mbeandoodles.bsky.social · 1d

I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 2d

No, no it tracks. I’ll take it.

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 4d

I’m honestly concerned about the military in general. Holy shit am I glad I can’t be recalled due to being on the PDRL.

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 4d

Yeahhhhh I grew up in that shit and it usually is just straight up condescending due to their “holier than thou” hypocritical mindset. “Bless Your Heart” lol.

a woman says " bless his little ol ' heart " while wearing a blue shirt

ALT: a woman says " bless his little ol ' heart " while wearing a blue shirt

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 4d

You mean in an almost condescending manner? Hell, it usually is straight up condescending who am I kidding lol.

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 5d

In the words of @basicallyanubis.bsky.social, apparently I am “rage clickbait” which causes me to bring out people’s worst shadows into the light with fucking ease.

If that’s what it takes for people to look at their shit and heal, the ends justify the means. So be it. I’ll throw down.

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 7d

Handlebar mustache next!

“Myessss….” *twirls*

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 8d

Wait, no party floor? Man, I missed a few things. How times have changed!

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Silverfox @silverfox5213.bsky.social · 9d

What is he drinking? Coffee? Choccy milk? Or some poor chap's innards?

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 9d

Awooobis!

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 10d

Awooobis

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 10d

I watched Goldfinger today and am wondering how trump didn’t steal this idea as one of his many hair brained schemes.

The theme song LITERALLY describes him lol.

youtu.be/zL0K_Zt3mf8?...

Goldfinger

YouTube video by Shirley Bassey - Topic

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 12d

Anyone who thinks he didn’t rip his followers and disciples a new one on a frequent basis is sorely misinformed. The real Jesus has some fire lemme tell ya.

Oh and he absolutely fucked. Mary Magdalene will testify to that.

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 12d

That’s my FAVORITE biblical story about Jesus. It shows he was human and that anger has its proper place when used correctly to push a point.

Trust me on this, Jesus got royally pissed more than once but it was hidden away by the patriarchy so we could be “blinded by light”.

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 12d

Oh yes. One aspect that is frequently looked over and makes people miss the whole point of why he was here to begin with.

The real Jesus is nothing like the bastardized american version. Not even remotely. Murican Jesus is just a parasitic middle world spirit that preys on fear. Nothing more.

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 12d

Oh. My. God.

It’s just straight Elder Abuse.

Mister.Nobody @ytregaws.bsky.social · 12d

LOL

"I spoke to the governor, she was very nice. But I said, 'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.' They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place...

www.kgw.com/article/news...

Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

President Trump had said he will send troops to Portland to protect U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities, which he said were "under attack."

www.kgw.com

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 13d

Matt and Trey never lost their touch lol

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 14d

Contrary to popular belief, I actually detest yelling and being a colossal bitch to prove a point. However, it seems to be the only time I’m taken seriously and then once the FAFO happens, then I get an apology. Rinse and repeat.

I am so fucking over it.

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Dao @daodles.bsky.social · 16d

[YCH] Prisoner
They all endured and seemed to enjoy the punishment

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HeyFizzyJay @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social · 15d

look what you did

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Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 17d

Just enough braincells~

Ba’lam Ka’Kun @section31jag.bsky.social · 17d

It should go without saying if you hurt my friends, you will pay the price.

How is up to the universe and what resources I have available at the time.

Don’t fuck with me.