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Author • Dreamer • Dromologist • Psephologist

He/Him
Got em!!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Pete Hegseth had the DOD plant US trespassing signs in sovereign Mexican territory. Threatening that if anyone passed them, they could be eliminated.

I know he's always drunk, so he probably can't read maps very well.
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Piggy is angry.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My God... He's absolutely right.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Epstein files are now scheduled to be released on December 19th.

Merry Sh*tmas!
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Donald Trump's name is in the Epstein files more than Jeffrey Epstein.

Let that sink in...
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Trump is trying to protect his friends and donors. Epstein had close ties to Israel and America's intelligence agencies as well. That’s why they’re trying to stop this.”

- Rep. Thomas Massie
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Trump reluctantly signs the Epstein transparency act after dragging his fat orange feet for more than 24 hours.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Trump is refusing to sign the bill releasing the Epstein files. He is also refusing to veto it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Preliminary leaks are indicating that the US lost over 22 million jobs in October. The worst month in American history.

The Trump administration refuses to release the numbers, so we will have to assume that the leaks are 100% accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Karoline Leavitt constantly "forgets" to wear her cross...
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Q: On the Epstein files, does the new investigation by the SDNY prevent the DOJ from releasing all of the remaining files?

BONDI: We'll continue to follow the law

They are already weaseling out...
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The bill to release the Epstein files is sitting on Trump's desk.

What are the odds he will delay signing it or veto?
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
BREAKING: NM Rep. Melanie Stansbury says the Epstein files show:

➡️ Trump was accused of rape by a 13-year-old girl.
➡️ Trump was accused by a different girl of rape and SA. He was deposed in that case.
➡️ Epstein stated that he had damning photographs of Trump with girls.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Trump's not going to beat off these allegations 😏
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trump's not going to beat off these allegations 😏
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Anyone reading interesting sci-fi or fantasy novels lately?
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Every day is a new lie.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
14 is not old enough. Not even close.

So gross...
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What did the "swamp" taste like?
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"When I fellated Bill Clinton to get into the Illuminati, China was in the corner watching. They were so jealous. They had never seen a fellation like that. I call it the goop and gargle. Tremendously jealous. I was always going to fellate Bill, jokes on them!"

- Donald J. Trump
47th President
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Masked Man: As the final act to be inducted into our secret sex society cult and human trafficking ring, you must now fellate Bill Clinton.

Donald Trump: I will do things no one has ever seen before. I will fellate him BIGLY! You've never seen a fellation like this. China will be jealous.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Does Putin still have the picture of Trump fellating Bill Clinton?"

- Jeffrey Epstein
Epstein Emails
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM