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seldomseenben.bsky.social
Ben
@seldomseenben.bsky.social
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Editor, writer, shark sympathiser. Helping people finish their weird, beautiful stories. Spurs fan but otherwise reliable. Check out www.justpunchtheclock.com for my services.
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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 2d
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 3d
Today’s email from @writershq.bsky.social today is an absolute doozy. Just the best call-to-arms for us creative writing types.
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 5d
That loan is all going far too well
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 5d
Mentally preparing for the Vuskovic ACL and having to wait until 2027 to see him in a Spurs shirt
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 5d
Jenrick is just too on the nose for PM in a totalitarian dystopia. He’s your first draft idea, obvious and shallow, your placeholder while you figure out a more interesting character
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 6d
Can someone shut Overton’s Window please, it’s blowing a gale in here
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 7d
We keep thinking about whether to move back to England, but it’s a really tough sell. We miss London, but it’s not enough right now
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
I’m here for the Stewart Lee levels of deconstruction that elevate this joke even higher. Lovely stuff
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
It’s the desperation to be clever immediately after a game. Drives me mad
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
I was confident today because all the talk beforehand was about all the factors against Spurs. Narrative rarely equals reality
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
See some people whinging already. Matched them physically. Moments of quality won it. Some fun football in the first half, superb control in the second. I don’t know what people want from a lunchtime kickoff away from home after Europe.
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
Matched them physically. Moments of quality won it. Some fun football in the first half, superb control in the second. I don’t know what people want from a lunchtime kickoff away from home after Europe.
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
Muted the second half for that reason. A much more enjoyable experience
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
He’s constantly got 3 Leeds players hanging off him. Has done brilliantly at times in keeping the ball
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
The Leeds fans seem be under the impression that the other team isn’t allowed to be as physical as they are
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
Deflection did for him
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 8d
Superb from Odobert in the build-up to that Kudus miss
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 9d
Oh, and the fact she has children, of course
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 9d
These are all the things we learn about the new Archbishop of Canterbury before discovering her name

- her age
- the name of her husband (!)
- where she is from
- a job she did more than 20 years ago

Sarah Mullally, by the way.
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 11d
No food or water, I think I could live off this clip for a good couple of weeks.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11d
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 11d
I’m more angry at Bill Burr’s surprise that Arabs are human beings who are all just trying to get on with their day, just like everyone else in the world. The ignorance and residual Islamophobia is staggering. Far too many people equate those in charge with the entire people and it’s gross.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12d
The Saudis didn’t pay big money for famous American comedians because they were super eager for comedy, they paid for PR like this.
Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us”
The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 12d
Some people just need to go and support Nottingham Forest
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Ben @seldomseenben.bsky.social · 12d
He has to start games soon
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