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yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast
(@)euyis in most of the places
30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled
lang: 官话, en / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it, she
@lilac.euyis.me | the other girl in here
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yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast
(@)euyis in most of the places
30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled
lang: 官话, en / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it, she
@lilac.euyis.me | the other girl in here
@fallen.bsky.social | 🖤
and mcdonalds is giving away eggs
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 AM
and mcdonalds is giving away eggs
learning us history by reading chinese comment sections:
apparently when FDR died in 1945, staff of the brazilian embassy decided to somehow visit "the buffett family" and give condolences only to find the entire family celebrating FDR's death - it's unclear why they decided to see a random...
apparently when FDR died in 1945, staff of the brazilian embassy decided to somehow visit "the buffett family" and give condolences only to find the entire family celebrating FDR's death - it's unclear why they decided to see a random...
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 AM
learning us history by reading chinese comment sections:
apparently when FDR died in 1945, staff of the brazilian embassy decided to somehow visit "the buffett family" and give condolences only to find the entire family celebrating FDR's death - it's unclear why they decided to see a random...
apparently when FDR died in 1945, staff of the brazilian embassy decided to somehow visit "the buffett family" and give condolences only to find the entire family celebrating FDR's death - it's unclear why they decided to see a random...
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as usual fuck endocrinologists
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January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
as usual fuck endocrinologists
accidentally hit the ceiling lamp trying to do some joint mobility exercise
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
accidentally hit the ceiling lamp trying to do some joint mobility exercise
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At the mage convention with my coterie of horrid little dollsmaids that are always having deep interpersonal drama that ends in horrific erotic violence that I'm only vaguely aware of. Why couldn't I be like this alchemist with the coat filled with weird vibrating bugs, they at least seem polite
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
At the mage convention with my coterie of horrid little dollsmaids that are always having deep interpersonal drama that ends in horrific erotic violence that I'm only vaguely aware of. Why couldn't I be like this alchemist with the coat filled with weird vibrating bugs, they at least seem polite
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listen all im saying is when you account for the time taken up by erotic intrigue and esoterica, my humble purring maggots are just as good at keeping a manor clean
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
listen all im saying is when you account for the time taken up by erotic intrigue and esoterica, my humble purring maggots are just as good at keeping a manor clean
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feeling awkward at the mage convention because all these witches have retinues of dolls that seem to have complex sexual relationships and elaborate maidservant heirarchies and im over here with my little chitinous homunculi chittering away quietly, all hidden in my robes like small courtly dogs
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
feeling awkward at the mage convention because all these witches have retinues of dolls that seem to have complex sexual relationships and elaborate maidservant heirarchies and im over here with my little chitinous homunculi chittering away quietly, all hidden in my robes like small courtly dogs
do they teach rock licking skills formally at the geologist school or is it something you have to pick up on the job from more experienced lickers like an apprenticeship
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
do they teach rock licking skills formally at the geologist school or is it something you have to pick up on the job from more experienced lickers like an apprenticeship
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something has to be said about the specific kind of fetish art that is just a cute anime girl setting up a convoluted way to kill herself, usually with modern weaponry. it's up there with the art of female soldiers bound up with tape and pipebombs crudely strapped to their tummy
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
something has to be said about the specific kind of fetish art that is just a cute anime girl setting up a convoluted way to kill herself, usually with modern weaponry. it's up there with the art of female soldiers bound up with tape and pipebombs crudely strapped to their tummy
learning leftist theory by reading chinese comment sections: did you know that all professions that originated from the west - whatever that means - are inherently tainted by and subservient to the capital(tm) unlike those local to china which don't carry the original sin
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
learning leftist theory by reading chinese comment sections: did you know that all professions that originated from the west - whatever that means - are inherently tainted by and subservient to the capital(tm) unlike those local to china which don't carry the original sin
also yeah I have hemorrhoids does anyone my age not
January 16, 2026 at 12:25 PM
also yeah I have hemorrhoids does anyone my age not
allegedly a windows device must remain connected to the internet even in standby as the user expects it to for example still receive notifications for chat & emails, an assessment entirely representative of how ppl actually use computers and emphatically in a time when everyone also has a smartphone
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM
allegedly a windows device must remain connected to the internet even in standby as the user expects it to for example still receive notifications for chat & emails, an assessment entirely representative of how ppl actually use computers and emphatically in a time when everyone also has a smartphone
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pray tell what's so unique about the education on gender and sexuality with chinese characteristics you're proposing that somehow makes it nothing like that of the *political correctness of the west* which I reckon is evil woke liberal bourgeoisie degeneracy and incompatible with socialism
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
pray tell what's so unique about the education on gender and sexuality with chinese characteristics you're proposing that somehow makes it nothing like that of the *political correctness of the west* which I reckon is evil woke liberal bourgeoisie degeneracy and incompatible with socialism
你国三好同性恋怒了一下 be like 中小学必须要有性别教育（顾左右）这和西方的政治正确不一样 这是基本的人性
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
你国三好同性恋怒了一下 be like 中小学必须要有性别教育（顾左右）这和西方的政治正确不一样 这是基本的人性
i wonder what it is like to be a not computer person
do you just sigh and think its doing what computers do again practically force majeure and send it off to the repair guy and forget about it for a bit instead of getting all anxious and trying to troubleshoot and fix it
is it easier that way
do you just sigh and think its doing what computers do again practically force majeure and send it off to the repair guy and forget about it for a bit instead of getting all anxious and trying to troubleshoot and fix it
is it easier that way
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM
i wonder what it is like to be a not computer person
do you just sigh and think its doing what computers do again practically force majeure and send it off to the repair guy and forget about it for a bit instead of getting all anxious and trying to troubleshoot and fix it
is it easier that way
do you just sigh and think its doing what computers do again practically force majeure and send it off to the repair guy and forget about it for a bit instead of getting all anxious and trying to troubleshoot and fix it
is it easier that way
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January 15, 2026 at 7:21 AM
literally no one would object to the us putting whatever it wants in the icebox with radars it already has in greenland but nope it's no fun cuz real manly men get shot dead and blown up by dead eyed dog sled riding arctic survivalist freaks and lose part of your ability to watch for nukes instead
you know, its funny, but america is (was?) really at the height of its imperial power in the period preceding the trump era. its just that ruling the world doesnt get these guys hard unless they get to murder people
"Like an elderly man whose powers are failing, the Habsburg Monarchy sought to recover its youth by a display of vitality...internal action had come to nothing; action in foreign affairs had to take its place."
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 AM
literally no one would object to the us putting whatever it wants in the icebox with radars it already has in greenland but nope it's no fun cuz real manly men get shot dead and blown up by dead eyed dog sled riding arctic survivalist freaks and lose part of your ability to watch for nukes instead
ice entryism question mark
if they're already giving every idiot a gun anyway there's no reason not to take advantage of that
if they're already giving every idiot a gun anyway there's no reason not to take advantage of that
I know people in this thread likely are already too aware of this but they have no idea what they're doing. Even supposing the general plan of rolling out a massive force was a quality idea, it's the kind of operation that takes years - not months.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anti-Trump US reporter says she was offered job at ICE after ‘minimal vetting’
Slate journalist Laura Jedeed documented hiring process and said she got offer despite not completing paperwork
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
ice entryism question mark
if they're already giving every idiot a gun anyway there's no reason not to take advantage of that
if they're already giving every idiot a gun anyway there's no reason not to take advantage of that