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Wir sind nicht die Kinder einer erlesenen Epoche, sondern Freibeuter eines Zusammenbruchs.

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nicht mehr "bunt" sagen, wenn wir über Gesellschaft sprechen, das wäre mal ein ernsthafter Anfang.
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Tom Waits is a Christmas movie
Tom Waits - "Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis" (Live at Austin City Limits, 1978)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"Write! The written letter endures!" Scribal wit at the start of financial records for London bridge in 1424. Cleverly, the scribe created the letter 'S' by folding a speech scroll, so the form of the letter conveys the meaning of the conventional proverb, "speech is fleeting but writing endures."
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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1. BREAKING

A coup is underway in the West African nation of Benin.

A group of soldiers appeared on state television and declared the dissolution of the government, the removal of President Patrice Talon (an ally of the United States), and the dismantling of state institutions.
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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On this Tuesday

Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:

IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.

She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.

Like Grave.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I'm in trouble at home again for framing the fall of Lucifer as a labour dispute.

Apparently it's fine in my head, but shouldn't be expressed in front of children.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Das Label "sicheres Herkunftsland" ist für den Schutzanspruch des Individuums relativ unerheblich. Aber Menschen, die deswegen einen Antrag mit "offensichtlich unbegründet" abgelehnt bekommen, haben nur EINE WOCHE Zeit zu reagieren (Eilantrag).

Für solche

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www.tagesschau.de/inland/innen...
Bundestag beschließt mehrere Maßnahmen zur Verschärfung der Migrationspolitik
Die Bundesregierung kann künftig ohne Zustimmung des Bundesrates entscheiden, welche Staaten sie als "sichere Herkunftsländer" einstuft. Es ist nicht die einzige Verschärfung der Migrationspolitik, di...
www.tagesschau.de
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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in German we say 'Zeitenwende'
this shift in epochal, it changes kinda everything in politics, in all dimensions
I wish this were an exaggeration of the new US National Security Strategy. It isn’t.

The NSS makes clear: The US sees as its partner not the people who actually govern Europe, but the factions there aligned with the global far-Right.

‘Sovereignty’, excepting the US, is goodspeak for satrapy.
I am ratcheting down my social media, but let me just say that all European leaders except on the far Right should note that the U.S. now seeks regime change in their country; basically seeks to depose them. US strategy is to support the political forces that threaten liberal democracy in Europe.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Nach 50 Jahren Behindertenbewegung lautet die Bilanz von Udo Sierck: Widerstand lohnt sich, gerade solcher, der Regeln bricht. Was sich nicht so lohnt: bei den Grünen mitmachen. Damit hat er schon länger aufgehört.
Wo sind die Aktionen der Behinderten, die stören?
Nach 50 Jahren Behindertenbewegung lautet die Bilanz von Udo Sierck: Widerstand lohnt sich, gerade solcher, der Regeln bricht. Was sich nicht so lohnt: bei den Grünen mitmachen. Damit hat er schon…
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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You know what Sepp Blatter's problem was? Lack of ambition.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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self-diagnosing as not to blame
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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One of the most beautiful artworks is Leonardo da Vinci’s (1452-1519) cartoon (c1506), now in the London National Gallery. A cartoon is the original name for a preparatory drawing for a painting. Such is the beauty of the work it has been treasured ever since it was created!
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com
The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.
www.gamepressure.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Dann heiratet doch eure frische Luft.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Doctorow spricht von Enshittification, aber schaut sich nur die Konsumseite an. Auf der Produktionsseite war immer höchstmögliche Ausbeutung das Ziel. Uber hat noch nie Profit gemacht. Aber die Arbeit von Taxifahrern entwertet und die Ausbeutung von Menschen und öffentlicher Infrastruktur ermöglicht
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Sometimes I wonder if the fediverse stereotype of unfunny computer European isn't because of cultural norms per se
But because European nerds don't need to develop a certain type of detached sardonic sense of humor as a defense mechanism

Because they're not hundreds of thousands of dollars in […]
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December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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furchtlos in der Religion, denn die Kirche war dieses Bett.
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Cringe Elmo can still happen if people want it bad enough
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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how dare anyone accuse our somali neighbors of “not assimilating”? we share the posters spirit 🫶
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM