LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.

HERE IT IS:

1 in 40,000? 1 in 200,000? Who knows. But it's likely the only leucistic California Towhee I'll ever see.

Finding it took over 5 hours, I got about 20 seconds of solid shooting time thanks to ravens and squirrels, but it was WORTH IT! 🪶

Yeah, whatever🚬

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Instead of mascots, England and Wales take to the field with 22 men and women who are living with Alzheimer's disease or dementia ❤️

The players will also wear shirts without names in the second half to help raise awareness 👏

The science is in: COVID boosters are worth it, even if you've been vaccinated and/or infected before. Stay safe out there, friends!: 🧪 🛟 www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-...

wenn man sich ALLES in den kalender schreibt dann hat man das problem dass man denkt man hat immer keine zeit zb gucke ich auf sonntag und mein inpuls ist ne sorry da hab ich keine zeit da muss ich vitamin d nehmen

Es ist würdig und recht

in meine arme,
ihr köstlichen impfsäfte,
danach keinen sport.

Occasional reminder that the "distracted boyfriend" meme has its origins in a pre-WW1 Punch cartoon about Anglo-German relations...

In celebration of World Octopus Day, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite cephalopod sightings, the glass octopus — Vitreledonella richardi filmed during a month-long #PhoenixIslandsCoral expedition in 2021.

oha - na, wenn dich das SO verhält..

warum braucht der vogel des jahres (das rebhuhn) meine adresse >:(

"Much of this material consisted of outright falsehoods – e.g. the widely circulated animation alleging that Hamas operated a command centre beneath Al-Shifa Hospital. No such facility was found, but it was used to destroy almost the entire healthcare system in Gaza" www.972mag.com/israeli-army...

Join us Wednesdays in the basement of an old porn cinema where we read from the prophet‘s works and watch Southland Tales

"There just isn’t enough time. There’s only what we manage to make of it—what we build, what we protect, what we remember to carry to the car. The gas mask. The snacks. The question we forgot to ask. The name of the person taken." My latest.

Ich will vom ZPS nix mehr sehen und hören, verfluchte grifter

“The conceptual advance here lies in moving beyond the paradigm of ‘overcoming the barrier’ toward ‘repairing the barrier.’…
In essence, this work illustrates that the BBB is not merely an obstacle to be bypassed but a dynamic &reparable interface whose dysfunction can be therapeutically reversed”🧪🛟

Don't stop searching for joy.
Track it down if you can.
Look in cluttered bookstores, movie theaters, spooky cemeteries, and mossy forests.
Take joy out for tea, adventure, and gentle mischief across the land.

Bluesky feels so much like that. I log onto the fascism discussion board and I scroll through 200 posts by people who, in their day to day, all struggle with the people around them not knowing what’s happening / keeping up / caring. So they come on here and just say “it’s fascism” to each other

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN

erstes Etappenziel mal kein Botulismus