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@septumfunk.com

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they/she/he non biney c/c++ programmer straight outta washington, a crazy motherfucker named dj (my posts can be very sarcastic or cynical)

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · May 12

CHEDDAR

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 1d

the only one i own btw lol

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 5d

it is here

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 6d

html is really easy, it's not really a programming language, it's just structuring the page. css is more difficult but you can get by with google

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 7d

sorry 😞

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 7d

weird how i have like 5x the followers here yet nobody ever gaf

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 8d

erm... retard alert!

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 11d

also another way to check if a ds pokemon game is genuine is that all of them after diamond and pearl use those black cartridges, and they're actually not black they're very dark transparent red. shine a flashlight through hgss or b&w and it'll turn pink

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 11d

that i go to every year and you can inspect things physically there. it's one of my favorite things i do every year

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 11d

those carts should be black for one, and for two no official ds carts have those notches on the side. did the listing show a black cartridge? this is why i only buy expensive games in person these days. you should go down to portland next weekend there's gonna be a retro gaming expo

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Alma Dash 🐱💜 DIGITALTOBER ERA 🎪🎡 @almadash.bsky.social · 13d

#Digitaltober day 2: Performance

No worries everyone, Caine swears she’s having fun!! 👍🔥

#TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #Digitaltober2025

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 13d

i'm very hungry

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 13d

if i sold bean soup but it's handpicked by me and actually bean coded / themed would anyone b interested

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 13d

what thing? i'm from by puyallup

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 14d

oh featuring. add this to the list of proof that i only use social media when im high

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 14d

what does ft mean because that's exactly who i thought of when i saw the other post

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 20d

we stopped?

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · Sep 1

Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 26d

i need more friends from washington

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 26d

but maybe it's not about me and it's about keeping other people happier knowing they're never gonna be happy when i'm around.

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 26d

i hate doing it and i feel like it's all my fault every time, and most of the time, it really is. i never get anything and i don't even know why i fight so much. am i really a decent person?

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 26d

sometimes i feel like i have to cut people off to make both of our lives better. at some point when you can't remember the last positive interaction you had with someone you end up wondering what's the point of being friends if you don't leave a positive influence on their life.

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 28d

we already had a trial run with this fat retard why would you bring him back in for the full experience

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 28d

like genuinely you could vote your fucking grandma in over trump and you'd still be smarter. literally just pick ANYONE ELSE if you don't like kamala 😭

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 28d

bro the ones to blame are the other fucking half of the country who voted for trump not kamala LOL like you have to either be a literal retard or evil

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 29d

i got a 92 on my first try 🤓