Daffodilf
@sequoiapnw.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Texpat w/🇨🇦 overlay. Interested in full frontal nerdity. Personal account. Terrible opinions are mine, all mine. he/they
Vancouver, BC.
IG: calonyction
snap: s3mp3rv1r3ns
Vancouver, BC.
IG: calonyction
snap: s3mp3rv1r3ns
Then and now:
21 versus 49.
21 versus 49.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Then and now:
21 versus 49.
21 versus 49.
The world just looks really stressful and hard out there right now.
I couldn’t think of what to do, so I flagged down an old friend to make sure I told her I love her.
I feel a teeny bit better.
I couldn’t think of what to do, so I flagged down an old friend to make sure I told her I love her.
I feel a teeny bit better.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The world just looks really stressful and hard out there right now.
I couldn’t think of what to do, so I flagged down an old friend to make sure I told her I love her.
I feel a teeny bit better.
I couldn’t think of what to do, so I flagged down an old friend to make sure I told her I love her.
I feel a teeny bit better.
Goofy chest day selfie.
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Goofy chest day selfie.
Coupla orchids that tickled my fancy flowering in my grow area today.
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Coupla orchids that tickled my fancy flowering in my grow area today.
I went for a nap and had a nightmare about wearing yellow sweats to the gym. After a set, I looked in the mirror and discovered my dick was out the fly of my sweats and no one said anything.
I have no clue what this means.
I have no clue what this means.
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I went for a nap and had a nightmare about wearing yellow sweats to the gym. After a set, I looked in the mirror and discovered my dick was out the fly of my sweats and no one said anything.
I have no clue what this means.
I have no clue what this means.
I started typing a text response to a friend “awaits…” and autocorrect wanted the next word to be “cuddles” and frankly that’s about right.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I started typing a text response to a friend “awaits…” and autocorrect wanted the next word to be “cuddles” and frankly that’s about right.
I would like one (1) cabin weekend with snow and hot chocolate and cuddles, please.
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I would like one (1) cabin weekend with snow and hot chocolate and cuddles, please.
One of my biggest problems when it comes to weight lifting is carbs.
I really mostly don’t enjoy eating complex carbohydrate foods.
I really mostly don’t enjoy eating complex carbohydrate foods.
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
One of my biggest problems when it comes to weight lifting is carbs.
I really mostly don’t enjoy eating complex carbohydrate foods.
I really mostly don’t enjoy eating complex carbohydrate foods.
When the fur grabs the chain.
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
When the fur grabs the chain.
I could still level up.
January 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I could still level up.
Me: Why am I so fuckin’ hungry?
Me: *looks at gym schedule
…oh.
Me: *looks at gym schedule
…oh.
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Me: Why am I so fuckin’ hungry?
Me: *looks at gym schedule
…oh.
Me: *looks at gym schedule
…oh.
This. I’m goin’ extra early this month so I can get what I wanna get done, done…and leave room for some folks to maybe start new good habits.
It is very important to remember to be patient with the rookies at the gym this month. You were a noob once too, you know
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
This. I’m goin’ extra early this month so I can get what I wanna get done, done…and leave room for some folks to maybe start new good habits.
One of my favorite things to do is to lay my head on my pillow, close my eyes, and say to myself, “The only thing you hafta do right now is breathe.”
It’s so relaxing.
It’s so relaxing.
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
One of my favorite things to do is to lay my head on my pillow, close my eyes, and say to myself, “The only thing you hafta do right now is breathe.”
It’s so relaxing.
It’s so relaxing.
I’m beginning to stress mildly about how much I’mma fry in the heat in Puerto Vallarta at the end of the month.
January 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I’m beginning to stress mildly about how much I’mma fry in the heat in Puerto Vallarta at the end of the month.
Sunny here this mornin’
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Sunny here this mornin’
Birders are honestly very imaginative people. Like you see a small solid gray bird and they’re like, oh look, it’s a greater violet spit-tail garbletwunk, and you’re supposed to say, oh yeah, I can see where they got the name.
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Birders are honestly very imaginative people. Like you see a small solid gray bird and they’re like, oh look, it’s a greater violet spit-tail garbletwunk, and you’re supposed to say, oh yeah, I can see where they got the name.
Friend: I made salmon and French green beans for supper
Me: what makes ‘em French?
F: the way they’re cut
Me: if they’re French, I’d expect ‘em to be uncut
Me: what makes ‘em French?
F: the way they’re cut
Me: if they’re French, I’d expect ‘em to be uncut
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Friend: I made salmon and French green beans for supper
Me: what makes ‘em French?
F: the way they’re cut
Me: if they’re French, I’d expect ‘em to be uncut
Me: what makes ‘em French?
F: the way they’re cut
Me: if they’re French, I’d expect ‘em to be uncut
Happy perihelion!
Perihelion: the closest to the sun we'll be during the year.
Pairihelion: close to having two suns.
Pearihelion: the sun is very fruity.
Perihelion: the closest to the sun we'll be during the year.
Pairihelion: close to having two suns.
Pearihelion: the sun is very fruity.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Happy perihelion!
Perihelion: the closest to the sun we'll be during the year.
Pairihelion: close to having two suns.
Pearihelion: the sun is very fruity.
Perihelion: the closest to the sun we'll be during the year.
Pairihelion: close to having two suns.
Pearihelion: the sun is very fruity.
That thing when you really, really wish ya had a boy close by to [REDACTED]
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
That thing when you really, really wish ya had a boy close by to [REDACTED]
Since folks are postin’ their favorite nude of the year, here’s mine.
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Since folks are postin’ their favorite nude of the year, here’s mine.
One time for World AIDS Day I went on the tee vee news to tell the whole damn state about havin’ HIV.
Hadda tell my mama the night before so that wasn’t how she found out.
Hadda tell my mama the night before so that wasn’t how she found out.
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One time for World AIDS Day I went on the tee vee news to tell the whole damn state about havin’ HIV.
Hadda tell my mama the night before so that wasn’t how she found out.
Hadda tell my mama the night before so that wasn’t how she found out.
Again I say:
Get the fuck outside.
Get the fuck outside.
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Again I say:
Get the fuck outside.
Get the fuck outside.