Diet Coquette
@seventwelve21.bsky.social
Amateur person. Professional enthusiast.
Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.
Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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How the Grinch Redacted the Epstein Files
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
How the Grinch Redacted the Epstein Files
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Art, but make it sports!
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Art, but make it sports!
The number 1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. I never watched it, so… fine, I guess?
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The number 1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. I never watched it, so… fine, I guess?
And LOTS of companies don’t do raises or cost of living increases- ever- because they’re not mandated by law. I happen to think that not only does the minimum wage need to rise, but coat off living increases should also be mandatory
Infuriating to still hear asshats that minimum wage jobs are “for teenagers” and don’t need a living wage. It’s not just fast food, it’s receptionists, secretaries, gas station attendants, admins, cooks, clerks, and almost every non medical worker at nursing homes. They’re not just teenagers.
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And LOTS of companies don’t do raises or cost of living increases- ever- because they’re not mandated by law. I happen to think that not only does the minimum wage need to rise, but coat off living increases should also be mandatory
Infuriating to still hear asshats that minimum wage jobs are “for teenagers” and don’t need a living wage. It’s not just fast food, it’s receptionists, secretaries, gas station attendants, admins, cooks, clerks, and almost every non medical worker at nursing homes. They’re not just teenagers.
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Infuriating to still hear asshats that minimum wage jobs are “for teenagers” and don’t need a living wage. It’s not just fast food, it’s receptionists, secretaries, gas station attendants, admins, cooks, clerks, and almost every non medical worker at nursing homes. They’re not just teenagers.
Rainbow chip is infinitely better (both the cake and the frosting) than Funfetti, people only buy the latter due to the name.
I will die on this hill.
I would, but also I will.
I will die on this hill.
I would, but also I will.
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Rainbow chip is infinitely better (both the cake and the frosting) than Funfetti, people only buy the latter due to the name.
I will die on this hill.
I would, but also I will.
I will die on this hill.
I would, but also I will.
I normaled so hard today, guys.
I’m getting so good at normaling.
I’m getting so good at normaling.
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I normaled so hard today, guys.
I’m getting so good at normaling.
I’m getting so good at normaling.
There is no “ dateless and desperate” from Scratch with Mark S Allen gif
A travesty if I’ve ever heard one
A travesty if I’ve ever heard one
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There is no “ dateless and desperate” from Scratch with Mark S Allen gif
A travesty if I’ve ever heard one
A travesty if I’ve ever heard one
Mid life?
Cry, sis!
Cry, sis!
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mid life?
Cry, sis!
Cry, sis!
Gnarly gnarly
Hopps and barley
That makes beer
Those are ingredients
My kids music is making me nutballsssssss
Also, the gnarly dance is worse choreo than tiktok “dances”
Hopps and barley
That makes beer
Those are ingredients
My kids music is making me nutballsssssss
Also, the gnarly dance is worse choreo than tiktok “dances”
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Gnarly gnarly
Hopps and barley
That makes beer
Those are ingredients
My kids music is making me nutballsssssss
Also, the gnarly dance is worse choreo than tiktok “dances”
Hopps and barley
That makes beer
Those are ingredients
My kids music is making me nutballsssssss
Also, the gnarly dance is worse choreo than tiktok “dances”
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⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷♂️ @anthonyscorona.bsky.social @seventwelve21.bsky.social @dubmentality.bsky.social @shaylarz.bsky.social @bucyk.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷♂️ @anthonyscorona.bsky.social @seventwelve21.bsky.social @dubmentality.bsky.social @shaylarz.bsky.social @bucyk.bsky.social
RIP Rob Reiner, you were a mensch. Incredible director, human rights advocate, lovely human.
So sad to see such a tragic end.
So sad to see such a tragic end.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
RIP Rob Reiner, you were a mensch. Incredible director, human rights advocate, lovely human.
So sad to see such a tragic end.
So sad to see such a tragic end.
Saw a mailman today with locs, a mustache and a thick ass beard and put ALL my effort into not telling him I was gonna get him pregnant.
I’m growing as a person.
I’m growing as a person.
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Saw a mailman today with locs, a mustache and a thick ass beard and put ALL my effort into not telling him I was gonna get him pregnant.
I’m growing as a person.
I’m growing as a person.
Just received a postcard from my kid at camp (2mo ago), addressed to:
Mommy
Zip code
Street number
City
Street name
Neighborhood name
State
Some kind postal worker still got it to me anyway
AND she can recite her address correctly. Another kid convinced her the order was wrong. But it’s adorable.
Mommy
Zip code
Street number
City
Street name
Neighborhood name
State
Some kind postal worker still got it to me anyway
AND she can recite her address correctly. Another kid convinced her the order was wrong. But it’s adorable.
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just received a postcard from my kid at camp (2mo ago), addressed to:
Mommy
Zip code
Street number
City
Street name
Neighborhood name
State
Some kind postal worker still got it to me anyway
AND she can recite her address correctly. Another kid convinced her the order was wrong. But it’s adorable.
Mommy
Zip code
Street number
City
Street name
Neighborhood name
State
Some kind postal worker still got it to me anyway
AND she can recite her address correctly. Another kid convinced her the order was wrong. But it’s adorable.
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Aw, my buddy P2F made a Christmas tree of ornaments I made him over the years. I love baseball Christmas trees! 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Aw, my buddy P2F made a Christmas tree of ornaments I made him over the years. I love baseball Christmas trees! 🥰
Hugh Grant’s middle name is Mungo
His legal name is Hugh Mongo. Humungo.
Somebody give his mom her flowers.
His legal name is Hugh Mongo. Humungo.
Somebody give his mom her flowers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hugh Grant’s middle name is Mungo
His legal name is Hugh Mongo. Humungo.
Somebody give his mom her flowers.
His legal name is Hugh Mongo. Humungo.
Somebody give his mom her flowers.
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
Kiddo told me she wants to keep her pickles in a fart jar
I checked to see if she meant farts in a pickle jar (not that this would present any less questions) and I was mocked mercilessly.
OBVIOUSLY she wants to keep her pickles in a fart jar. She’ll be taking no further questions at this time
I checked to see if she meant farts in a pickle jar (not that this would present any less questions) and I was mocked mercilessly.
OBVIOUSLY she wants to keep her pickles in a fart jar. She’ll be taking no further questions at this time
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Kiddo told me she wants to keep her pickles in a fart jar
I checked to see if she meant farts in a pickle jar (not that this would present any less questions) and I was mocked mercilessly.
OBVIOUSLY she wants to keep her pickles in a fart jar. She’ll be taking no further questions at this time
I checked to see if she meant farts in a pickle jar (not that this would present any less questions) and I was mocked mercilessly.
OBVIOUSLY she wants to keep her pickles in a fart jar. She’ll be taking no further questions at this time
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
It’s international men’s day
Just typing that seems like more than what’s deserved
Just typing that seems like more than what’s deserved
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s international men’s day
Just typing that seems like more than what’s deserved
Just typing that seems like more than what’s deserved
Butt polish™️ but it’s just any excuse for me to grab your ass (With consent. And for profit)
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Butt polish™️ but it’s just any excuse for me to grab your ass (With consent. And for profit)
Thinking about my mom back when she was my age
Tears are coming to my eyes
That bitch had NO followers
Tears are coming to my eyes
That bitch had NO followers
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Thinking about my mom back when she was my age
Tears are coming to my eyes
That bitch had NO followers
Tears are coming to my eyes
That bitch had NO followers
It costs zero dollars to let the intrusive thoughts win, and you know I love a bargain
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It costs zero dollars to let the intrusive thoughts win, and you know I love a bargain