Invalid Handle Guy
@sgtmike.bsky.social
Not the best, but pretty good
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
Let him meet Elon first
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Let him meet Elon first
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Here's Portugal The Man with @alyankovic.bsky.social and Jorma Taccone covering Killing in the Name just like we all imagined happening one day. www.threads.com/@wonderboymu...
Scott Taylor (@wonderboymusic) on Threads
Portugal. The Man. x Weird Al Yankovic x Jorma from The Lonely Island , “Killing in the Name” (Rage Against the Machine cover) • Live at Music Hall of Williamsburg on December 2, 2025.
www.threads.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Here's Portugal The Man with @alyankovic.bsky.social and Jorma Taccone covering Killing in the Name just like we all imagined happening one day. www.threads.com/@wonderboymu...
This was me in my physics class
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This was me in my physics class
My job was a lot less frustrating when everyone was furloughed
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My job was a lot less frustrating when everyone was furloughed
Let he who has never dosed off during a CUB when the S4 is talking, cast the first stone.
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Let he who has never dosed off during a CUB when the S4 is talking, cast the first stone.
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The thing about this. The dismissal of “air conditioned offices”. Is that Pete Hegseth never went to airborne school. Never went to air assault. Never attempted a ranger tab. Never served as a company commander.
These are uncomfortable, non-air conditioned gates that every infantry officer passes.
These are uncomfortable, non-air conditioned gates that every infantry officer passes.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The thing about this. The dismissal of “air conditioned offices”. Is that Pete Hegseth never went to airborne school. Never went to air assault. Never attempted a ranger tab. Never served as a company commander.
These are uncomfortable, non-air conditioned gates that every infantry officer passes.
These are uncomfortable, non-air conditioned gates that every infantry officer passes.
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BEIGNET BLANC
Thanks to Sesame Street, we have a Knives Out puppet mystery.
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short
nerdist.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
BEIGNET BLANC
Can you blame him?
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Can you blame him?
Every time I think we reach peak stupid in the Army, we always manage to find more stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Every time I think we reach peak stupid in the Army, we always manage to find more stupid.
You're gonna tell me Ryan Seacrest isn't AI generated?
iHeartRadio pledges the company doesn’t and won’t “use AI-generated personalities” or “play AI music” in staff memo
iHeartRadio Exec Says Company Won’t ‘Play AI Music’ or Use ‘AI Generated Personalities’ in Staff Memo
iHeartRadio banned AI music, podcasts and radio DJs with a new program called "Guaranteed Human," programming head Tom Poleman wrote in a staff memo.
www.billboard.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You're gonna tell me Ryan Seacrest isn't AI generated?
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I did not know the warrior ethos meant hiding behind a subordinate
Breaking news: Government officials said they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America.
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I did not know the warrior ethos meant hiding behind a subordinate
I am not listening to the opinions of people who think beans on toast is a delicacy
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I am not listening to the opinions of people who think beans on toast is a delicacy
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
Oh, we're still dealing with the fallout from those overweight Soldiers in Chicago.
Things are getting stupid(er).
Things are getting stupid(er).
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh, we're still dealing with the fallout from those overweight Soldiers in Chicago.
Things are getting stupid(er).
Things are getting stupid(er).
Too many stupid emails this morning. I'm going back on leave.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Too many stupid emails this morning. I'm going back on leave.
Like, I know Temu Colin Robinson just lies constantly, but would it have been so hard to ask him to name the states where this happened?
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Like, I know Temu Colin Robinson just lies constantly, but would it have been so hard to ask him to name the states where this happened?
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Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
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Who needs to confess their sins?
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Who needs to confess their sins?
NEED MORE CRYING AGGIES!
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
NEED MORE CRYING AGGIES!