Invalid Handle Guy
sgtmike.bsky.social
Invalid Handle Guy
@sgtmike.bsky.social
Not the best, but pretty good
I'm personally more of a 1983 model, but otherwise yes.
Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Most people have to pay for such things
We have some good news: Mike Johnson is getting completely humiliated by GOP women.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Now I get why she didn’t make it as a child actor
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Did any Infantry Officers come out of GWOT with an uncooked brain?
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I am not a Cuellar fan, but I gotta admit this was well played on his part.
Quite the passage from NOTUS about Trump's pardon of Henry Cuellar. "Wow." mailchi.mp/notus/secret...
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Really, it's my fault for thinking that being in a staff section that is 95% officers would be easy and I wouldn't have to babysit them all the time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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You're probably too old to say "bet"
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Let him meet Elon first
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Here's Portugal The Man with @alyankovic.bsky.social and Jorma Taccone covering Killing in the Name just like we all imagined happening one day. www.threads.com/@wonderboymu...
Scott Taylor (@wonderboymusic) on Threads
Portugal. The Man. x Weird Al Yankovic x Jorma from The Lonely Island , “Killing in the Name” (Rage Against the Machine cover) • Live at Music Hall of Williamsburg on December 2, 2025.
www.threads.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This was me in my physics class
The New York Post, relentlessly speaking truth to power.
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My job was a lot less frustrating when everyone was furloughed
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Let he who has never dosed off during a CUB when the S4 is talking, cast the first stone.
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The thing about this. The dismissal of “air conditioned offices”. Is that Pete Hegseth never went to airborne school. Never went to air assault. Never attempted a ranger tab. Never served as a company commander.

These are uncomfortable, non-air conditioned gates that every infantry officer passes.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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BEIGNET BLANC
Thanks to Sesame Street, we have a Knives Out puppet mystery.
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short
nerdist.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Can you blame him?
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Every time I think we reach peak stupid in the Army, we always manage to find more stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You're gonna tell me Ryan Seacrest isn't AI generated?
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I did not know the warrior ethos meant hiding behind a subordinate
Breaking news: Government officials said they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America.
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh, we're still dealing with the fallout from those overweight Soldiers in Chicago.

Things are getting stupid(er).
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM