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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 3h

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 4h

What the...you call this heavy sedation? This is light sedation, at BEST!

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 4h

The lonesome foghorn blows...

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 2d

Please enjoy this banger from a tape about dinosaurs I had as a little kid
youtu.be/fNeAINi9omo?...

Mesozoic Mind

YouTube video by Paul Martin

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 6h

Climb the arch

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 10h

Look I already tried moving to mastodon like 8 years ago or whatever, I don't know if I have another one in me

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 11h

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 11h

I pledge to never do anything smart as long as I live

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 15h

Why do cats love being in little separate marked out areas?

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 17h

Leaving us right in The Middle (Jimmy Eat World)

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 17h

I've always said this about ghosts too

Jean-François Cudennec @jfcudennec.bsky.social · 19h

Just sayin

Chart comparing the number of camera, the number of giant squid footages and the number of bigfoot footages.

Number of giant squids rises as the number of camera increase, but not the number of bigfoot.

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly this guy hasn't seen every college dorm room wall ever

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frame #31600 from S05 -E01 - France Special - Part 1-629310

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

AI execs frantically typing "how to get rid of ed zitron" into their products and getting back "No, there is no person named Ed Zitron. Let me know if I can be of any more help."

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1d

What if instead of pulse-pounding hits performed by a world-renowned artist with stunning production values, you could watch randos in American flag clothing choke through songs called "Antifa Can't Handle This"

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 1d

Just announced: Turning Point USA will present an alternative “All-American” halftime show (performers TBA) for those who don’t want to watch that Puerto Rican.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW

Yes, the rumors are true... Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show. Performers and event details coming soon.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 1d

CROUCH1.BMF

A brunette woman in a tight green dress, crouching low. Aaron eyes Cindy as she rummages through a lateral file cabinet. Cindy casts Aaron a sidelong glance and coyly strokes her finger. She bulges out her cheek with her tongue. Aaron smiles. Cindy smiles. Anderson, the managing partner of Anderson, Wake, & Howe, catches them by surprise with a sharp bark. The Silent Helix papers, he thunders, I need them stat.

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like Christians who do mission trips as adults are more evil than run of the mill Christians

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I got very bad vibes off the Christian minister lady on Great Australian Bake Off and she ended up winning :/

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frame #65450 from S06 -E08 - Battle Sardines-629292

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

When Guitar Hero first came out, I was playing so much that I was at dinner with friends and I looked at my friend's face and for a second I saw her nose as a held note and her two eyes as a chord

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madeline @mads.haus · 2d

AEW professional wrestling personality Don Callis of the Don Callis Family

#wrestlesky

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

moogmogging

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like a guy in a tiktok sketch making fun of British news TV or something

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 1d

Oshawott has a sword

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing oshawott holding a large sword

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 2d

Textbooks always say stuff like "250,000 years ago." But then another year passes and it's now 250,001 years ago. But they don't update the textbooks. So what the fuck

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