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Why is there so much dust in my house. Who put it there? I’ll kill you
January 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Why is there so much dust in my house. Who put it there? I’ll kill you
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Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
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Getting fired on MLK day is crazy. That’s a hate crime
January 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Getting fired on MLK day is crazy. That’s a hate crime
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One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full.
The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.
The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full.
The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.
The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.
My dream is to meet a bodega cat in person 🙏🏾
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My dream is to meet a bodega cat in person 🙏🏾
Yo just let me have savings 😭😭😭
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Yo just let me have savings 😭😭😭
*sigh* we’re back to bum status
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
*sigh* we’re back to bum status
I love all boobs. Small boobs, big boobs, girl boobs, guy boobs
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I love all boobs. Small boobs, big boobs, girl boobs, guy boobs
But then why does my ass feel squeaky clean ✨
Using a bidet....this is crazy
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
But then why does my ass feel squeaky clean ✨
Maybe if I can dissociate hard enough I’ll wake up to a well paying full time job
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Maybe if I can dissociate hard enough I’ll wake up to a well paying full time job
It I ever start simping for a politician please put me down
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It I ever start simping for a politician please put me down
Who wants to go to work my shift for me while I go back to sleep? #fairtrade
January 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Who wants to go to work my shift for me while I go back to sleep? #fairtrade
Work will be the death of me
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Work will be the death of me
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no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
Any man that dribbles on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up should be put on a list for castration
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Any man that dribbles on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up should be put on a list for castration
Driving in the south is like driving through hell
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Driving in the south is like driving through hell
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they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
Why he look like he about to go sicko mode at the club
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Why he look like he about to go sicko mode at the club
He had such a long life. Love you Marbles
Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He had such a long life. Love you Marbles
I hate starting a new job cuz I don’t know what I’m doing, where to go, who to talk to. Spoiled off popped a xan
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I hate starting a new job cuz I don’t know what I’m doing, where to go, who to talk to. Spoiled off popped a xan
Yo it’s fucking chilly in this bitch
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Yo it’s fucking chilly in this bitch