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But then why does my ass feel squeaky clean ✨
Using a bidet....this is crazy
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
But then why does my ass feel squeaky clean ✨
Maybe if I can dissociate hard enough I’ll wake up to a well paying full time job
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Maybe if I can dissociate hard enough I’ll wake up to a well paying full time job
It I ever start simping for a politician please put me down
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It I ever start simping for a politician please put me down
Who wants to go to work my shift for me while I go back to sleep? #fairtrade
January 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Who wants to go to work my shift for me while I go back to sleep? #fairtrade
Work will be the death of me
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Work will be the death of me
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no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
Any man that dribbles on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up should be put on a list for castration
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Any man that dribbles on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up should be put on a list for castration
Driving in the south is like driving through hell
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Driving in the south is like driving through hell
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they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
Why he look like he about to go sicko mode at the club
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Why he look like he about to go sicko mode at the club
He had such a long life. Love you Marbles
Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He had such a long life. Love you Marbles
I hate starting a new job cuz I don’t know what I’m doing, where to go, who to talk to. Spoiled off popped a xan
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I hate starting a new job cuz I don’t know what I’m doing, where to go, who to talk to. Spoiled off popped a xan
Yo it’s fucking chilly in this bitch
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Yo it’s fucking chilly in this bitch
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I'm old enough to have seen a version of this story repeat over multiple decades.
It's old and tired.
It's also very gendered. If you're counting Coldplay as a rock act, and not counting Olivia Rodrigo, that's a you problem.
It's old and tired.
It's also very gendered. If you're counting Coldplay as a rock act, and not counting Olivia Rodrigo, that's a you problem.
Rock Music Struggles to Draw Crowds as Tour Earnings Drop
Rock tours once dominated arenas, but 2025 data shows a shrinking share of total touring revenue, with newer genres eclipsing classic rock on the live-music charts.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm old enough to have seen a version of this story repeat over multiple decades.
It's old and tired.
It's also very gendered. If you're counting Coldplay as a rock act, and not counting Olivia Rodrigo, that's a you problem.
It's old and tired.
It's also very gendered. If you're counting Coldplay as a rock act, and not counting Olivia Rodrigo, that's a you problem.
Per normal 😞
My Chemical Romance have officially released absolutely nothing today.
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Per normal 😞
I wanna fuck a firefighter but they’re all conservatives 😭😭😭😞
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wanna fuck a firefighter but they’re all conservatives 😭😭😭😞
Both my partners are dancing to cotton eye Joe rn. Why am I with two white people
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Both my partners are dancing to cotton eye Joe rn. Why am I with two white people
It’s seat warmer warmer 🥰🥰🥰
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It’s seat warmer warmer 🥰🥰🥰
This new app icon isn’t it
October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This new app icon isn’t it
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we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??
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I have also long dreamed of demolishing the white house
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I have also long dreamed of demolishing the white house