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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd

@shamshandwich.bsky.social

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 4h

Not a lot of people know this but you can actually eat sand

Pass this on to your favorite billionaire friend!

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Mewtype Ghost @mewtype.online · 2d

tumblr shitpost poll
do you think ms understands consent?
yes <1%
remind me in 3 days 99.2%

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 2d

Black, White, Asian, Hispanic, Arab... turns out we're all the same race if accelerated fast enough into a brick wall: Paste 😊

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 3d

Lights... camera... sevenhundreddraculastapdancingunderthelightofthefullmoon... Action!!

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 4d

aww she wants a fist-bump 🥺

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 4d

I'm taking up kickboxing except I'm replacing the kicking with regular boxing and also replacing the boxing with chips. I'm eating chips. But, like, *athletically*

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 5d

Thanky!!

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 5d

@topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social YOOOOO HAPPY SCAREY B'DAY!!!!!

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 5d

THAMKU JAMMY

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 5d

uwu, what's this? *notices ur secret pedophile island client list*

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

Tanks Cherri!! Good luck with all the glorping!

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

well the government IS shut down soooooooo

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

happybirthdayyyy!

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

a close up of a man in a leather jacket standing in front of a fighter jet .

ALT: a close up of a man in a leather jacket standing in front of a fighter jet .

media.tenor.com

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

THE LAST BIRTHDAY IS IN CAPTIVITY

THE DAVE IS AT PEACE

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks!!

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

D'oh's!

(Also: Hampy Brithd!!)

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

HI FISHH

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

Bing bing ring! Your'e wimmer!!

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

It'b me Birthday!!! Which means on ly one think:

you guessdit! I"m's now to old to date Leo Dicarpio

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 6d

just AWFUL

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 7d

Gloop in the streets, gloop in the sheets

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Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 8d

Woke up in the middle of the night with a great tweet idea

Today I check my drafts and it's just

"AI more like AEIOU biiiiiiiiiiiitch"

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 8d

Disrupting the markets! Increasing ROIs! Something something NFTs! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Alex Kramer, but 30% more Dracula'd @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 9d

Big Beautiful Bill? The only bbb we respect in this house is

BOOTY
BUTT
BALLS

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