Alex Kramer
@shamshandwich.bsky.social
Official Roblox Account of Alex Kramer (the person (the guy))
My sexy fantasy wife, in lingerie: "I'm not wearing anything underneath this..."
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My sexy fantasy wife, in lingerie: "I'm not wearing anything underneath this..."
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
This year's birthday video for my brother is the longest, most insane thing I have ever made. I can't wait for you all to see it tomorrow
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This year's birthday video for my brother is the longest, most insane thing I have ever made. I can't wait for you all to see it tomorrow
Oh no, Step-Turkey! I'm stuck in all these mashed potatoes! Omg what are you doing, Step-Turkeyyy mmmmmnnnn
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh no, Step-Turkey! I'm stuck in all these mashed potatoes! Omg what are you doing, Step-Turkeyyy mmmmmnnnn
Reposted by Alex Kramer
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
Yeah! I'm into BUTT STUFF:
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yeah! I'm into BUTT STUFF:
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
Doctor's says I got a case of the tortilla chips
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Doctor's says I got a case of the tortilla chips
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
Computer! Activate holodeck program 'Launch me out the airlock 002'
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Computer! Activate holodeck program 'Launch me out the airlock 002'
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
Goofy: A-hyuck! Gawrsh fellas, I can't believe we all got our heads stuck in this here particle accelerator!
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Goofy: A-hyuck! Gawrsh fellas, I can't believe we all got our heads stuck in this here particle accelerator!
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
I'm pretty sure I can single-handedly shut this down with my magnum opus
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I can single-handedly shut this down with my magnum opus
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
Me: Here (hands you a bottle of "Ass Explosion Potion") uhhhhh don't worry about the label.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: Here (hands you a bottle of "Ass Explosion Potion") uhhhhh don't worry about the label.
(A sick guitar solo plays as I spend the next 30-40 years fucking around)
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
(A sick guitar solo plays as I spend the next 30-40 years fucking around)
Pokémon Honk & Pokémon Shoo
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pokémon Honk & Pokémon Shoo
BREAKING: Flavortown, USA has been unincorporated due to having zero registered population. Guy Fieri states he will appeal the ruling. AP
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
BREAKING: Flavortown, USA has been unincorporated due to having zero registered population. Guy Fieri states he will appeal the ruling. AP
I'm beginning to think that the ACTUAL Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are just four different movie roles that Jared Leto has done
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm beginning to think that the ACTUAL Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are just four different movie roles that Jared Leto has done
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
Joker and Morbius are DEFINITELY two of 'em
While you were out partying, I studied* the blade**
*fucked
**orb
*fucked
**orb
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
While you were out partying, I studied* the blade**
*fucked
**orb
*fucked
**orb
Me: Here's a picture of me on my morning run, doing a dance upon seeing the milk delivery; it's my jogging jug jig jpeg
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me: Here's a picture of me on my morning run, doing a dance upon seeing the milk delivery; it's my jogging jug jig jpeg
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
My wife: (non-existant)
Me: WOMEN, amiright?
My wife: (I'm not married)
Congrats to the LA Dodgers for making my neighborhood super explode-y
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Congrats to the LA Dodgers for making my neighborhood super explode-y
Idea# 382: Infinite Potatoes
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Idea# 382: Infinite Potatoes
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated
HALLOWEEN ON FRIDAY THE 31th!!??? Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
HALLOWEEN ON FRIDAY THE 31th!!??? Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*
If you're the Swedish Chef, Halloween means "Hi Penis"
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you're the Swedish Chef, Halloween means "Hi Penis"
Lettuce Werewolves be like
Awroooogula
Awroooogula
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lettuce Werewolves be like
Awroooogula
Awroooogula
Everybody knows "Trick"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Everybody knows "Trick"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
Everybody knows "Treat"
But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"
I wanna play Metal Gear Triangle so bad, but I'm dummy thin, and the swooshing of my droopy ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
October 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wanna play Metal Gear Triangle so bad, but I'm dummy thin, and the swooshing of my droopy ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Swapping the "Please Take One" sign on the candy bowl and the "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" bumper sticker on the Tesla parked outside
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Swapping the "Please Take One" sign on the candy bowl and the "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" bumper sticker on the Tesla parked outside