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Shawn Goldwater
@shawninmontreal.bsky.social
Once-upon-a-time improv comic in Montreal, easing back into comedy, gingerly, on account of his lower back.

Je partage du contenu en français.

Comedy and coping at https://open.substack.com/pub/shawninmontreal
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After his UN show I got to thinking about other Great Presidential Speeches, and how he could improve on them.

#comedy #humor #Trump #Gettysburg
Weaving Through History: Your Favorite Time-Traveling President at Gettysburg, November 3, 1863
A very big hello here in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, back in 1862, 63, whatever.
open.substack.com
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New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work

www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
www.404media.co
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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BREAKING: Charges against indie videojournalist Samuel Seligson DROPPED.

First, judge vacated a terrorism charge for lack of grounds, then today dismissed felony charges, with DA offering ACD (impending dismissal) for misdemeanor criminal mischief.

Comment from lawyer Ron Kuby:
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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It's important to have markers like this to help us comprehend the profound change the US political landscape has experienced in a short time. Anti-democratic norms have rapidly dissolved as tyrannical Trumpism has taken over one of America's main political parties.
It may come as a surprise, but in 2011, Michele Bachmann using the word "retardation" essentially nuked her presidential campaign. Now, when Trump uses it to describe Tim Walz, Republicans collectively shrug. My latest for @msnowreports.bsky.social
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
Opinion | Trump used an ugly slur against Tim Walz. Many on the right didn't mind.
Eric Garcia: Note how few Republicans have criticized the president's rhetoric.
www.ms.now
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Spotted at the recent United Conservative Party Convention in Alberta. This what we are up against.
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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credit: Robert Young Pelton
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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'Avoidable and preventable': Family of B.C. man who died after ER visit calls for change
www.seekyoursounds.com/news/vancouv...
Family of B.C. man who died after ER visit calls for change | Seekr
On Nov. 18, 20-year-old Rowan Hamilton was taken to Surrey Memorial Hospital with several severe symptoms that appeared to be worsening.
www.seekyoursounds.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Canada's move marks "the first time a third country will formally participate in the [EU's] flagship joint procurement initiative."

@politico.com #Canada
www.politico.eu/article/cana...
Canada clinches deal to join Europe’s €150B defense scheme
The deal concludes months of tough talks and will allow Ottawa to take part in procurements financed by the EU’s SAFE program.
www.politico.eu
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A new post by a Republican state Senator in Indiana, saying she will "not cave" on redistricting as she shares that she was just the target of a pipe bomb threat to due "DC political pundits."
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Tom Stoppard, the ingenious Czech-born British playwright and screenwriter whose gift for wordplay led him to a record five Tony Awards for best play, the first for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead and the last for Leopoldstadt, and an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, has died. He was 88.
Tom Stoppard, Cerebral Storyteller for Stage and Screen, Dies at 88
Tom Stoppard, the ingenious Czech-born British playwright and screenwriter whose gift for wordplay led him to a record five Tony Awards for best play, the first for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead and the last for Leopoldstadt, and an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, has died. He was 88.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Danielle Smith: "I hope people today feel a lot more confident that Canada works than they did a couple of days ago."
UCP convention crowd: LOUD BOOS
Danielle Smith tried to sell her federal-Alberta energy deal to the UCP convention crowd: tepid applause.
She told them that this proved Canada can work well for Alberta’s interests: loud boos.

This ain’t a base that wants Smith to work with a Liberal PM on a better industrial carbon tax.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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This isn’t policy. It’s rule by fear.
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.

Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Trudeau-era environment minister Steven Guilbeault has published a resignation letter detailing the reasons for his departure from Carney's cabinet.

He directly cites today's MOU:
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Thank you @janeborden.bsky.social for this clear and excellent article about the 1620 Pilgrims and later New England Puritans.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
The Pilgrims Were Doomsday Cultists
The settlers who arrived in Plymouth were not escaping religious persecution. They left on the Mayflower to establish a theocracy in the Americas.
www.thenation.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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We’re not much closer to a cease-fire in Ukraine, says @ianbremmer.com.

What the Russians are putting on the table isn’t meant for the Ukrainians to accept – Putin is trying to split the Americans from the Europeans.
"We're not much closer to a ceasefire" in Ukraine, Ian Bremmer says
The Trump administration is pushing to secure a peace deal to end the war in Ukraine. But what that looks like and whether Russia is willing to accept it are still unclear. Ian Bremmer, president and ...
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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BROOKINGS: Our survey results lend themselves" to some conclusions:

".. professional AI use is far from ubiquitous and many respondents expressed skepticism that it would be as revolutionary as some experts expect."

@brookings.edu
www.brookings.edu/articles/how...
How are Americans using AI? Evidence from a nationwide survey | Brookings
Brookings scholars Alikhani, Harris, and Patnaik break down the latest evidence on how Americans use AI, both personally and at work
www.brookings.edu
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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After former MP Chris Alexander's explosive accusations against reporter David Pugliese were debunked by experts, the media simply moved on. In his latest editor's letter, @cstarnino.bsky.social considers why journalists left the case's tough questions untouched: thewalrus.ca/was-chris-alexan...
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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In 2022, Donald Trump sued me and others associated with the Clinton campaign for RICO. We did not cave. We fought. First, we won in a Florida trial court. Today, we won in the 11th Circuit.

To the law firms, media corps and billionaires who bow down: Learn a lesson. Have some dignity and fight.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I wish American reporters could one day have a moment like this but I'm not holding my breath.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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PROUDFOOT: Calling Donald Trump the most corrupt president in American history is factual and demonstrable and real...

COCHRANE: We can't edit this out because it's live, so if Donald Trump sues me, I'm going to send him your number, Shannon.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Quebec coroner finds gaps in care for man who sought MAiD after bedsores https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/norman-meunier-coroner-recommendations-9.6991339

𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM