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@shawnline.bsky.social
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he/him. Boston. online_shawn from the hell site
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Jan 21
They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 9d
None of my companions wanted to do Space Mountain so I was with this group
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 11d
Titless Mylk by kreation
Titless Mylk by kreation
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 11d
Titless Mylk by kreation
Titless Mylk by kreation
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 15d
Check out Seattle's Temu Wilco buildings
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 16d
Peaks (Twin)
A grinning man near a waterfall
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 17d
I'm in a cafe and someone whispered "you see Ken Jennings in here sometime"
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 17d
I'm in Seattle and everyone's like oh look at me I'm from Seattle
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 18d
Stereolab tonite
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22d
Had a dream that I made William Shatner laugh. Pretty easy to decipher that one
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 23d
Sebadoh at the Middle East. Shout out to the lady who yelled Sky Pilot
The band Sebadoh playing live at the Middle East in Boston
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Aug 6
The Carsitters! Just kidding I don't remember but I'll think about it
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · Jun 22
theres a lot of jokes and also serious takes abt polyamory that paint it in a negative light constantly so let me just say: being poly and seeing and feeling the network of love and connection has been so fulfilling and beautiful for me that i cant imagine life any other way
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Chubby Leopard @valarmordollars.bsky.social · Jun 16
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy." A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36 Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Jun 1
Thinking about a weird British guy named Crambleton
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · May 31
One step closer to Pastabot
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · May 31
“Domino's customers who order by phone in Atlanta, for instance, are likely to reach an AI assistant that speaks with a Southern accent…[Domino’s] has also developed a voice that speaks using African-American Vernacular English.”
The clever way that Domino's is making AI feel more real — and better at taking your pizza order
Domino's and other restaurants use text-to-voice software that can imitate specific accents or tones. It leads more people to complete their orders.
www.businessinsider.com
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · May 31
My aunt is turning 70 today so we're going to a restaurant called Tugboats
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · May 31
"new" pavement song, god damn 2025 is a good time to be a nostalgic music person
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Witchitai-To - LA Rehearsal Session
Pavement · Pavements (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2025
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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 @infinata.bsky.social · May 30
Simpsons screen shot, Homer on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. He looks irate and says (via subtitles) I TOLD YOU. MY BABY BEAT ME UP.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Nov 22
vineyille @vineyille [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Apr 28
When you work in the arts, this is how people tell you the cake is up for grabs
A note on a cake that says HAVE AT THEE
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Apr 23
The guy in the New London Connecticut shirt at work sure does talk about New London Connecticut a lot
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · Apr 20
Glenn Danzig at the start of the misfits coachella set - "Are you ready for some loud, obnoxious, un-PC, unwoke motherfuckin punk music?" You sing about frankensteins my guy, relax
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Apr 14
Reading a book with no dragons or special powers just to switch it up
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Apr 14
I had to look at mine, seems fitting
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · Apr 14
Hulking out and smashing stuff to Babooshka
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