Shay Hoffman
@shayhoffman.bsky.social
What excellent boiled potatoes.
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
The shooting in Sydney was how I found out the first night of Hanukkah was tonight and not tomorrow.
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The shooting in Sydney was how I found out the first night of Hanukkah was tonight and not tomorrow.
I’m from the RGV and I’m genuinely not sure I’ve ever been so deeply offended on Al Gore’s internet.
Mayo with enchiladas is a hate crime and I will not be taking questions. 🤢
Mayo with enchiladas is a hate crime and I will not be taking questions. 🤢
White genocide is the local fent house being bulldozed for a Mexican restaurant
White genocide is when they don't serve mayo with the enchiladas
White genocide is when they don't serve mayo with the enchiladas
White genocide is when a neighbor has a weird name.
White genocide is when you hear a new language for the first time and don't understand it.
White genocide is when the girl who ghosted you, after you generously offered to breed her, starts posting Insta pics of her new favorite ethnic cuisine.
White genocide is when you hear a new language for the first time and don't understand it.
White genocide is when the girl who ghosted you, after you generously offered to breed her, starts posting Insta pics of her new favorite ethnic cuisine.
December 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I’m from the RGV and I’m genuinely not sure I’ve ever been so deeply offended on Al Gore’s internet.
Mayo with enchiladas is a hate crime and I will not be taking questions. 🤢
Mayo with enchiladas is a hate crime and I will not be taking questions. 🤢
It’s 11:26 and OU still sucks.
(Texas is on some shit too, but this is amazingly boneheaded of Oklahoma.)
(Texas is on some shit too, but this is amazingly boneheaded of Oklahoma.)
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s 11:26 and OU still sucks.
(Texas is on some shit too, but this is amazingly boneheaded of Oklahoma.)
(Texas is on some shit too, but this is amazingly boneheaded of Oklahoma.)
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
I missed Powell’s remarks yesterday after the rate cut.
Slouching toward stagflation.
Slouching toward stagflation.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I missed Powell’s remarks yesterday after the rate cut.
Slouching toward stagflation.
Slouching toward stagflation.
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I think this is probably a new era of grand jury practice where there is communal awareness of abusive policing.
The GJ just doesn't believe the state.
I'm not an expert on the history of grand juries, but my sense is that this is the first time we are seeing that phenomenon at scale.
The GJ just doesn't believe the state.
I'm not an expert on the history of grand juries, but my sense is that this is the first time we are seeing that phenomenon at scale.
JUST IN: Assistant U.S. Attorney Jeffrey Snell just confirmed, at the prodding of U.S. Magistrate Judge Keri Holleb Hotaling, that this motion for dismissal followed a "no bill" from a grand jury.
That means the grand jury refused to indict.
That means the grand jury refused to indict.
U.S. prosecutors in Chicago are dropping another case tied to Operation Midway Blitz, "without prejudice."
It's USA v. Nathan Griffin. Below is the motion, followed by excerpts from the complaint.
The feds don't say why they're dropping it, but they had until today to secure an indictment.
It's USA v. Nathan Griffin. Below is the motion, followed by excerpts from the complaint.
The feds don't say why they're dropping it, but they had until today to secure an indictment.
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think this is probably a new era of grand jury practice where there is communal awareness of abusive policing.
The GJ just doesn't believe the state.
I'm not an expert on the history of grand juries, but my sense is that this is the first time we are seeing that phenomenon at scale.
The GJ just doesn't believe the state.
I'm not an expert on the history of grand juries, but my sense is that this is the first time we are seeing that phenomenon at scale.
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got buried quickly but yep that was this year www.bbc.com/news/article...
OpenAI boss Sam Altman denies sexual abuse allegations made by sister - BBC News
Ann Altman filed a lawsuit alleging her brother sexually abused her between 1997 and 2006.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
got buried quickly but yep that was this year www.bbc.com/news/article...
If you decided Bluesky wasn’t for you, that’s fine.
If you decided to go back to Twitter because Bluesky wasn’t for you, 😬
If you decided to go back to Twitter because Bluesky wasn’t for you, 😬
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you decided Bluesky wasn’t for you, that’s fine.
If you decided to go back to Twitter because Bluesky wasn’t for you, 😬
If you decided to go back to Twitter because Bluesky wasn’t for you, 😬
Comedians are all garbage humans who deserve to be ostracized from society except for Conan, exhibit 65283827
Just heard Pete Davidson and another man on a podcast say they disliked some past partners so much, they refused to let them go bc they didn’t want them to find someone who actually liked them and would treat them right. Also, they weren’t done extracting value from them. So, yeah
😒
😒
Do men often date women they don’t like?
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Comedians are all garbage humans who deserve to be ostracized from society except for Conan, exhibit 65283827
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Just heard Pete Davidson and another man on a podcast say they disliked some past partners so much, they refused to let them go bc they didn’t want them to find someone who actually liked them and would treat them right. Also, they weren’t done extracting value from them. So, yeah
😒
😒
Do men often date women they don’t like?
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just heard Pete Davidson and another man on a podcast say they disliked some past partners so much, they refused to let them go bc they didn’t want them to find someone who actually liked them and would treat them right. Also, they weren’t done extracting value from them. So, yeah
😒
😒
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Is it just me or are they talking about Jews.
The White House's National Security Strategy includes some smatterings of Great Replacement rhetoric, naturally.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is it just me or are they talking about Jews.
The level of entitlement here given the legendarily unethical journalism she’s been practicing is cuckoo banana pants.
Like sure, let’s blame this botched rollout on “plummeting literacy.” Nothing else to see here at all!
Like sure, let’s blame this botched rollout on “plummeting literacy.” Nothing else to see here at all!
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The level of entitlement here given the legendarily unethical journalism she’s been practicing is cuckoo banana pants.
Like sure, let’s blame this botched rollout on “plummeting literacy.” Nothing else to see here at all!
Like sure, let’s blame this botched rollout on “plummeting literacy.” Nothing else to see here at all!
The GOP is soft on crime
NEW: President Trump has repeatedly threatened to bring federal agents, or even soldiers, to San Francisco to battle crime. His administration has actually done the opposite, quietly taking federal law enforcement away from the city to do immigration work instead.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The GOP is soft on crime
I read a blog post from Grace Atwood about evolving style (she’s a millennial) and one of her Gen Z assistants was helping her adopt more new silhouettes. In the process, she said, “I think your generation (millennials) is really focused on looking smaller, when mine is not.”
CLOCKED 😫
CLOCKED 😫
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I read a blog post from Grace Atwood about evolving style (she’s a millennial) and one of her Gen Z assistants was helping her adopt more new silhouettes. In the process, she said, “I think your generation (millennials) is really focused on looking smaller, when mine is not.”
CLOCKED 😫
CLOCKED 😫
Muppet Pride and Prejudice 💯
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Muppet Pride and Prejudice 💯
The Night Circus or Devil in the White City
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The Night Circus or Devil in the White City
Say what you will about Biden, but I would bet every last dime in my bank account that he and Jill have already reached out to Caroline Kennedy and her family to make themselves available for anything.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Say what you will about Biden, but I would bet every last dime in my bank account that he and Jill have already reached out to Caroline Kennedy and her family to make themselves available for anything.
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
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In normal democracy terms, we've in bad shape and things are getting worse.
In consolidated authoritarianism terms, we're doing pretty well, as the regime is haphazard, meeting resistance, and growing increasingly unpopular.
Depends on one's perspective. I started using the latter standard in Jan.
In consolidated authoritarianism terms, we're doing pretty well, as the regime is haphazard, meeting resistance, and growing increasingly unpopular.
Depends on one's perspective. I started using the latter standard in Jan.
It is good to see the pushback on Trump lead to real losses for him. But it's hard to be optimistic when he still wields the enormous power of the presidency. ICE is still rampaging, HHS is harming people, the U.S. may be about to sell out Ukraine, the boat strikes...he's still doing so much damage.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In normal democracy terms, we've in bad shape and things are getting worse.
In consolidated authoritarianism terms, we're doing pretty well, as the regime is haphazard, meeting resistance, and growing increasingly unpopular.
Depends on one's perspective. I started using the latter standard in Jan.
In consolidated authoritarianism terms, we're doing pretty well, as the regime is haphazard, meeting resistance, and growing increasingly unpopular.
Depends on one's perspective. I started using the latter standard in Jan.
Yimakh shemo to every single senator who voted to confirm this, but especially Bill Cassidy. This is your legacy, asshole.
I will never forgive these people.
I will never forgive these people.
Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yimakh shemo to every single senator who voted to confirm this, but especially Bill Cassidy. This is your legacy, asshole.
I will never forgive these people.
I will never forgive these people.
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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
No brain November. Please take it out.
we're all in agreement we gotta show this to the morning crowd right
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
No brain November. Please take it out.