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💀 SHEMP SHOVELBONES 💀
@shempimite.bsky.social
[ 31/HE/DESTROY EARTH ]
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retail drone/comic artist, Midwest Slayer™, geriatric punk

working on ROTTEN APPLE, a comic book about space pirates
https://bit.ly/ROTTENAPPLE
#art #comics

💛 @binbag13.bsky.social

links
http://LINKTR.EE/SHEMPIMITE
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page 16 is done.
also I moved my shit to globalcomix so you don't even need a damn account to read it!!!

tinyurl.com/rotten-apple...

#art #comics #webcomics #indiecomics #rottenapple
apologies to anyone who followed for my art only to see me go silent again for weeks.

uhhh I'm just like that lmao sorry I'll get back to drawing soon enough. also: don't write a book
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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First person shooters
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Idk what the big deal is giving birth is easy dawg
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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December 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:24 AM
STREAM IS OVER
9 HOURS
0 MAIN QUEST PROGRESS

PRO GAMER SHIT
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 AM
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Remember. Art styles will always outlive fidelity. Because while Elden Ring does pretty alright on fidelity, it’s (along with pretty much every Fromsoft game) art style will keep it fresh forever. Like games like Wind Waker before it, it will forever be beautiful.
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 AM
we're doing it again.
#modded #skyrim #streamer #twitch
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 AM
scribblin'
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 7:15 AM
through some convoluted series of events, I (the world's #1 Skyrim hater) have decided to stream heavily-modded Skyrim. so i drew this.

(first stream is today, jan 21st 2026 @3pm EST on twitch.tv/shempimite if you're feeling curious)

#art #digitalart #indieartists #twitch #streaming #tes #skyrim
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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Sketch Dump
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
was looking over the earlier chapters in my book, forgot how it's actually kinda funny sometimes (tonal whiplash after outlining the last third) and wanted to doodle one of the scenes idk
January 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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promise i wont post this guy anymore! but i think ive got my color palette down! 😅

#comicsky #neridacomic
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
stepped away to work on #rottenapple for a couple weeks and the worms in my brain reconfigured into Writing Mode™ so I've mostly been banging out the outlines for my novels and working on the first drafts this week.
guess ill just have to alternate between them idk.

here's some sketches re: book 2
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Oh yes @googleygareth.bsky.social would end up making a real in game texture as well which is the greatest
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Happy New Year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i have never been funny in my entire life and i will not change
(made this in a discord call with my buddy who plays outlast trials and some extraction games)
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i am kinda conflicted on Torment myself. glad to see im not just an insane person bc there's parts i really like (esp the general visual design and also the funny skull, which is a lot of the presentation tbh), and then there's... the rest
New article time!

This one's about Planescape: Torment. I was commissioned to cover it, so I have. I was... disappointed to find I didn't really like the game. I tried not to be too mean, but I really, really disliked this game's treatment off women.

docseuss.medium.com/okay-heres-t...
okay here’s the one about planescape
Over the years, I have taken some commissions to write about various video games. One of those was to write about Planescape: Torment, and…
docseuss.medium.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
i am a simple man. i do not generally make resolutions because i am also a very tired and jaded man.
but i fucking believe that i can finish chapter 1 of rotten apple.
stretch goal: finish the first draft of my first dumbass novel lmao.
and i guess i really gotta work on sleeping more too lmao
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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