shirts explode if i wear them
@shirtexploder.bsky.social
i have a rare condition where clothing catches fire so i can only post pictures of my mostly nude body
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Name: shirt
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
Kinks:
BDSM&M Factory
Cock and Ball Topography
Premature Rejaculation
Feminitation
Roll Play (unfurling foil from its packaging)
Come Play (with this yo-yo I found)
C.R.E.A.M. Pie (wu tang clan themed baked goods)
Small penis humiliation
BDSM&M Factory
Cock and Ball Topography
Premature Rejaculation
Feminitation
Roll Play (unfurling foil from its packaging)
Come Play (with this yo-yo I found)
C.R.E.A.M. Pie (wu tang clan themed baked goods)
Small penis humiliation
i’m back !!
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i’m back !!
Happy #micropenis monday to all those who have one (not me)
September 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy #micropenis monday to all those who have one (not me)
it’s not Micro Monday but tell that to my pants, am i right
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
it’s not Micro Monday but tell that to my pants, am i right
happy micro monday
July 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
happy micro monday
could someone explain how his penis goes into her that far?
July 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
could someone explain how his penis goes into her that far?
ok so not only did i burn through my executive function i quite literally have melted into my couch and cannot get up
July 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ok so not only did i burn through my executive function i quite literally have melted into my couch and cannot get up
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July 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Uhhhhh the reason I was looking at chastity porn is because I’m doing research for a new movie about a bunch of tiny prisoners breaking out of a porn star’s dick. Think, Honey I Shrunk the Kids meets Escape From New York
July 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Uhhhhh the reason I was looking at chastity porn is because I’m doing research for a new movie about a bunch of tiny prisoners breaking out of a porn star’s dick. Think, Honey I Shrunk the Kids meets Escape From New York
hey so i’m gonna need some attention or i will scream
July 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
hey so i’m gonna need some attention or i will scream
I hate when your hands are too covered in chocolate to eat your daily cheese block
July 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I hate when your hands are too covered in chocolate to eat your daily cheese block
Chime in, what kind of content would you like to see on this account? Right now I feel like I have the deranged nude weirdo aesthetic down pat, but always open to expanding.
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chime in, what kind of content would you like to see on this account? Right now I feel like I have the deranged nude weirdo aesthetic down pat, but always open to expanding.
Everyone raves about #fatcockfriday and yet #microminimonday gets no love
July 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Everyone raves about #fatcockfriday and yet #microminimonday gets no love
Kinks:
BDSM&M Factory
Cock and Ball Topography
Premature Rejaculation
Feminitation
Roll Play (unfurling foil from its packaging)
Come Play (with this yo-yo I found)
C.R.E.A.M. Pie (wu tang clan themed baked goods)
Small penis humiliation
BDSM&M Factory
Cock and Ball Topography
Premature Rejaculation
Feminitation
Roll Play (unfurling foil from its packaging)
Come Play (with this yo-yo I found)
C.R.E.A.M. Pie (wu tang clan themed baked goods)
Small penis humiliation
Name: shirt
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
July 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Kinks:
BDSM&M Factory
Cock and Ball Topography
Premature Rejaculation
Feminitation
Roll Play (unfurling foil from its packaging)
Come Play (with this yo-yo I found)
C.R.E.A.M. Pie (wu tang clan themed baked goods)
Small penis humiliation
BDSM&M Factory
Cock and Ball Topography
Premature Rejaculation
Feminitation
Roll Play (unfurling foil from its packaging)
Come Play (with this yo-yo I found)
C.R.E.A.M. Pie (wu tang clan themed baked goods)
Small penis humiliation
If I understand this app correctly: You put a quarter in and out pops a batman toy?
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If I understand this app correctly: You put a quarter in and out pops a batman toy?
The reason all of my photos have pubes in them is because my body hair grows at 10x the normal human rate. Think, 5 o’ clock shadow, but for my balls
You might be wondering: do my pubes catch fire when my clothes burst into flames? And the answer is yes.
July 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The reason all of my photos have pubes in them is because my body hair grows at 10x the normal human rate. Think, 5 o’ clock shadow, but for my balls
I didn’t even make this account to post lewds. I just want to share selfies but IG banned me for my balls bursting forth every time my clothing was obliterated on livestream
July 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I didn’t even make this account to post lewds. I just want to share selfies but IG banned me for my balls bursting forth every time my clothing was obliterated on livestream
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Wondering if I should make TikTok account….Jupiter’s Satellite…what do yall think 🤔
#MadameJupiter #ContentCreator #TikTok #nsfw #nsfwsky
#MadameJupiter #ContentCreator #TikTok #nsfw #nsfwsky
July 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wondering if I should make TikTok account….Jupiter’s Satellite…what do yall think 🤔
#MadameJupiter #ContentCreator #TikTok #nsfw #nsfwsky
#MadameJupiter #ContentCreator #TikTok #nsfw #nsfwsky
20 likes and I’ll show ding
March 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
20 likes and I’ll show ding
For some time, it looked like metallic armor did not catch fire as does clothing on my nude body, and so the only way to leave the house without my balls hanging out was in a full medieval battlesuit, which ultimately proved too exhausting and resulted in the decapitation of many dwarves
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
For some time, it looked like metallic armor did not catch fire as does clothing on my nude body, and so the only way to leave the house without my balls hanging out was in a full medieval battlesuit, which ultimately proved too exhausting and resulted in the decapitation of many dwarves
Name: shirt
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
February 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Name: shirt
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken
Pronouns: explode/her
Height: 5’5’5
Sexuality: quad-sexual (turned on by legs)
Sign: negative
Piercings/tats: ritual, some prison
Color: medium blork
Drink: chicken
Food: chicken
Animals: chicken