what if this is me now?

#alt #pale #lewd #goonsky #nsfw #nsfwsky #kink #18+ #realnsfw #spicysky #kinkysky #femboy #sissy

something something shirt exploded yada yada seconds prior to pants etc

#alt #pale #nude #lewd #goonsky #nsfw #nsfwsky #kink #18+ #realnsfw #spicysky #kinkysky

RIP to the loincloth I was wearing that burst into flames moments before this pic was taken.

#alt #pale #nude #lewd #goonsky #nsfw #nsfwsky #kink #18+ #realnsfw #spicysky #kinkysky

I took this moments before my pants went up in smoke

#alt #pale #lewd #goonsky #nsfw #nsfwsky #kink #18+ #realnsfw #spicysky #kinkysky #feralfriday

When it comes to having a rare condition/curse where clothing catches fire once it touches your skin, it’s very easy to destroy smoke detectors by attempting to shield your scrotum from the winter cold.

#spicysky #realnsfw #kinksky #nsfw #nsfwbsky #goonsky #bskyafterdark

Well, if happened again. I put on a birthday sweater hoping things would be different and burned down another K-Mart

#spicysky #realnsfw #kinksky #nsfw #nsfwbsky #goonsky #bskyafterdark

I took this pic thinking, “oh wow, i guess clothes don’t detonate once they touch my body,” moments before this shirt vaporized into oblivion. Guess I’ll just keep living a life of nudity

#bskyafterdark #lewd #nsfw #goonsky #kinksky #nsfwbsky

One of the issues about having a body that instantly sets fire to clothing when it touches me is that it is tremendously hazardous to pet sheep

#lewd #nsfwsky #goonsky #kink

Hey, it’s me: the guy who can’t wear shirts and other clothing. I tried to put on pants but they burst into flames. I don’t even save the receipts anymore—Walmart NEVER takes them back anyway

#goonsky #nsfwsky #kink #nsfw #selfie #lewd