shirts explode if i wear them
@shirtexploder.bsky.social
i have a rare condition where clothing catches fire so i can only post pictures of my mostly nude body
got lost in a j.c. penney. it’s a whole thing. they don’t like it when your pants explode in the kitchen appliances section
August 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
got lost in a j.c. penney. it’s a whole thing. they don’t like it when your pants explode in the kitchen appliances section
oh gosh.. thank you Madame. 🫣🫣🫣
July 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
oh gosh.. thank you Madame. 🫣🫣🫣
i will try harder! 😖
July 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i will try harder! 😖
thank you Madame for taking a chance on me ❤️❤️❤️❤️
July 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
thank you Madame for taking a chance on me ❤️❤️❤️❤️
literally without words
July 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
literally without words
Sorry this skeet isn’t about my balls or ding dong
July 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sorry this skeet isn’t about my balls or ding dong
what’s the alternative
July 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
what’s the alternative