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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · 25d

Green Lantern is the stupidest metahuman. His ring allows him to make things that can only annoy enemies? He makes a plastic bat and bonks the eyeball monster over and over. Stupid bowl cut. Nathan Fillion is good though so i'll give that a pass.

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · 25d

All the actors are extremely good looking. Good casting there. The dog was annoying. Lex Luther was a great cast! That guy really sells the dick head that he is.

Mr. Terrific. Terrible name. The character is kind of dumb too. I feel like DC copied Iron Man and spread him apart onto 3 characters.

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · 25d

Superman (2025)

I liked it. Not the usual dark DC that i'm used to. This one has more color, if that's a thing? Although the story flowed well, the last act kinda got silly and feels rushed.

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 18

The super emotional poem.

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 18

"The bet". The sister beating up the pretty boy and saying, "that's for...!". The weird girl getting wasted at the party. The references to the weird girl liking Sylvia Platt and alt rock girl bands.

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 18

All the adults in the movie were hilarious! The guidance counselor, Lit teacher and father.

I am always looking for references that the movie "Not Another Teen Movie" took from old high school rom coms. This one had the stadium singing to the girl, The prom where everybody is a pro dancer... cont..

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 18

Movie review.

10 Things I Hate About You (1999).
My first time seeing this movie. Set at the same time that I was a senior in high school. Based off of Shakespeare comedy, The Taming of the Shrew.

Heath Ledger is a stud! Everybody in that high school was ridiculously good looking.

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · Sep 14

Dodgers week in review preview: Mookie Betts and Teoscar Hernández so far have combined for 22 hits, 10 extra-base hits, 16 RBI, and 14 runs scored in six games

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 14

#Rams defensive line be like...

a group of people are standing on a sidewalk with a skull in the foreground

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мɑгκ 🎃 @drumrollplease.bsky.social · Sep 10

If your skeets are about wishing Charlie Kirk dead, here’s your reminder.

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 5

#NFLLive picks Texans over the Rams.

Their whole analysis was "Texans have a garbage Offensive Line and Kobie Turner is going to feast all game long!

Huh?

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Sep 4

Gracias #paraguay!

VAMOS #ECUADOR!!!

SI SE PUEDE! SI SE PUEDE!! SI SE PUEDE!!!

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Joy @realjoy.bsky.social · Sep 3

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BERGΛMΛX @bergamax.bsky.social · Aug 30

"The Cat Read the Emails First" (2025)
acrylic painting

By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG]

#art #painting #illustration #caturday

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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · Aug 29

Chicago keeping art alive:

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Aug 30

Snoop Dogg as the scavenger smoker in Half Baked.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · Aug 15

Wait this is an elite song choice though. Colston Loveland I see ya

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · Aug 15

rocking with mark

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm going to start blocking #youtube channels that do "The TRUTH about..." videos.

So whack, never reveal anything ground breaking.

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Angie @angieispissed.bsky.social · Aug 13

Whip that mofo

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Aug 3

"All those blowjobs for nothing!"

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Aug 3

"You wanna take a step back! You're standing on my dick, man!"

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Aug 3

Airheads (1994) Comedy about a rock band that hijacks a radio station to get their demo played on air. I remember really liking this movie as a kid. Im a huge Brenden Frasier fan and he killed it!

Re-watching to see if it still holds up.

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Jul 30

2 seats by #m44rius.

JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Jul 28

Dude sounds like a whiny hipster.

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JAVY JAVY @shitjavysays.bsky.social · Jul 16

#SLCPUNK, The Wyoming scene is hilarious!