Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪
@shockuhzulu.bsky.social
Jersey 💪🏾, Controlled Violence enthusiast, Eclectic Ruffian. 🇧🇧
I pick things up and put them down (occasionally people). FAFO
Ig; iincogkneegrow
I pick things up and put them down (occasionally people). FAFO
Ig; iincogkneegrow
Pinned
When I wear a beret I get to talking crazy like Pierre escargot. IYKYK
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While opening the blinds the cover came down and missed my. Head and hand. I could've had workmanship comp....
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December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
While opening the blinds the cover came down and missed my. Head and hand. I could've had workmanship comp....
Gotta stop fasting in this office mayne. No windows. Im just gassing myself. 🤦🏿♂️😅
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Gotta stop fasting in this office mayne. No windows. Im just gassing myself. 🤦🏿♂️😅
Im still actively grieving yhe loss of my family whilst trying to build a new one. It hurts. Im sad.
The pain is momentary and shows up sporadically. Day to day is different. I never wanted this. I wanted to stop being the lightning rod.
The pain is momentary and shows up sporadically. Day to day is different. I never wanted this. I wanted to stop being the lightning rod.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Im still actively grieving yhe loss of my family whilst trying to build a new one. It hurts. Im sad.
The pain is momentary and shows up sporadically. Day to day is different. I never wanted this. I wanted to stop being the lightning rod.
The pain is momentary and shows up sporadically. Day to day is different. I never wanted this. I wanted to stop being the lightning rod.
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50 cent doesn't give a shit about Diddy's victims. he did that documentary out of spite & for some coins. nothing more, nothing less.
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
50 cent doesn't give a shit about Diddy's victims. he did that documentary out of spite & for some coins. nothing more, nothing less.
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Never wrong. Just early 😂
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Never wrong. Just early 😂
My white friend (i barely have those) told me the crazy shit closeted racist whites say to him and how uncomfortable he is. Granted I still side eye like why do they think youre one of them hmmm... on the other hand homophobic he man woman haters often say wild shit to me too so I get it...
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My white friend (i barely have those) told me the crazy shit closeted racist whites say to him and how uncomfortable he is. Granted I still side eye like why do they think youre one of them hmmm... on the other hand homophobic he man woman haters often say wild shit to me too so I get it...
Youre entitled to your opinions ladies, I respect it. Imma tell you as a feminist who believes in equity that shit is gonna enable my incel red pill counterpart to continue being homophobic and eventually make it a woman's problem.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Youre entitled to your opinions ladies, I respect it. Imma tell you as a feminist who believes in equity that shit is gonna enable my incel red pill counterpart to continue being homophobic and eventually make it a woman's problem.
Men making bubbles with their gum and popping it is sassy now? Huh
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Men making bubbles with their gum and popping it is sassy now? Huh
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Which also reminds me of another Warsan Shire poem
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Which also reminds me of another Warsan Shire poem
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Up early crying on TikTok🥹
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Up early crying on TikTok🥹
These students weird af
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
These students weird af
When a beat is 🔥 and when I see a fine woman I make the same face. That's my appreciation face.
a young boy in a baseball cap is sitting in a car and making a face .
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December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When a beat is 🔥 and when I see a fine woman I make the same face. That's my appreciation face.
Walking round with all that cake woman is disrespectful 😍. Looking thicker than 2 snickers melted on top of each other. Dayum
a basketball player is sitting in the stands wearing a white shirt with a green shamrock on it .
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December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Walking round with all that cake woman is disrespectful 😍. Looking thicker than 2 snickers melted on top of each other. Dayum
My mom's longtime friend had a son who was an up and coming rapper. He met with Big and Diddy to get signed and they only wanted his notebooks. Long story short, shortly after the meeting he got murdered and the killer took ⅔ of his notebooks. His mother told me that story in the early 2000's...
(I'm def now convinced he was behind Big & Pacs deaths)
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My mom's longtime friend had a son who was an up and coming rapper. He met with Big and Diddy to get signed and they only wanted his notebooks. Long story short, shortly after the meeting he got murdered and the killer took ⅔ of his notebooks. His mother told me that story in the early 2000's...
What should my treat to myself be for the new job?
Im thinking my belly tattoo.
Im thinking my belly tattoo.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What should my treat to myself be for the new job?
Im thinking my belly tattoo.
Im thinking my belly tattoo.
This happened to me when I was fresh out of college. I broke her (different young lady) off with some real good D. Promptly felt like an easy hoe once I realized this was hoe shit and not playa shit. Love yourself more (me to me). Love yourself more( me to monique)
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This happened to me when I was fresh out of college. I broke her (different young lady) off with some real good D. Promptly felt like an easy hoe once I realized this was hoe shit and not playa shit. Love yourself more (me to me). Love yourself more( me to monique)
Not worth my time. I reminded her she's engaged (im sure that felt nice to hear lol) and when told her we shouldn't have each other's numbers. Theres no purpose, at least nothing positive. 🤷🏿♂️.
a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
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December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not worth my time. I reminded her she's engaged (im sure that felt nice to hear lol) and when told her we shouldn't have each other's numbers. Theres no purpose, at least nothing positive. 🤷🏿♂️.
Oh she must be having flashbacks or something...
An "ex" just slid in my dms with some arbitrary bs. Your man proposed to you bout 3 weeks ago.
Whatchu dewin 👀
An "ex" just slid in my dms with some arbitrary bs. Your man proposed to you bout 3 weeks ago.
Whatchu dewin 👀
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .
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December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh she must be having flashbacks or something...
An "ex" just slid in my dms with some arbitrary bs. Your man proposed to you bout 3 weeks ago.
Whatchu dewin 👀
An "ex" just slid in my dms with some arbitrary bs. Your man proposed to you bout 3 weeks ago.
Whatchu dewin 👀
Anyways payday is tomorrow!
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December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Anyways payday is tomorrow!
In lighter news, I have a project due tomorrow at 3. I finished it an hour ago. Im chilling till then!
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In lighter news, I have a project due tomorrow at 3. I finished it an hour ago. Im chilling till then!
Just overshared in my first meeting with these people.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just overshared in my first meeting with these people.
My lawyer and his secretary are so damn sweet. They had me cheesing Hella big just now. Calling just to see how im doing.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My lawyer and his secretary are so damn sweet. They had me cheesing Hella big just now. Calling just to see how im doing.