shotgun
@shotgun.bsky.social
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writer, rock n roll musician, radical cat parent, former chef bass & vocals they / them edmonton
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i hate to sound like a c*ns*rv*t*ve but man, fuck carney
now watching: National Lampoon Vacation
now watching: Stop or My Mom Will Shoot on VHS
goddamn it i wanna talk about Shakira with other Shakira fans but that requires going back to tw***r and i don’t want to to do that
well they didn’t get the click from me
why doesn’t the name of the band feature anywhere in your heading or your post
a woman tried to quote a talk radio host to me last night and so i zoned out forever
oral allergy syndrome? sounds like a mid 2000s Shakira album
yall that’s not katy perry with justin trudeau, that’s robin black the intergalactic rock star
yes i did make a killer pot of soup
uh oh mama the kids have discovered Prisencolinensinaincisol

all right
just about everything tastes better with a lemon wedge
it’s soup season
glad i live in a tiny orange pocket because what the fuck
why doesn’t Jane get to sing more on Name that Tune
got my test results: still gay as fuck
told my sister i was getting a blood test done and she called it Gay Twilight
i wish my friends wanted to go bowling as often as the friends in GTA IV wanted to go bowling
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Proud to stand with teachers, students and families at the Alberta Legislature today.
or do i just write random thoughts in a little notebook and unplug completely
where we goin now
will there be Shakira fans there