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Im sad that cheques are no longer a thing, nothing like writing little bits of paper to pay my debts, like a 19th century aristocratic gambler
Yeah these guys definitely look like they know a lot about consensual sex with people who are not being trafficked
And whose primary focus right now is to defend the Epstein files as "nonsense"
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Life must be so boring for people who don't have adhd like how do you experience the simple joy of a new notebook or storage system
February 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Going to try this tonight
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I don't know how other people feel about it but those marcus vr chat videos scratch a really specific itch in my brain
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Muppets Masquerading as People:
John Goodman
Rachel Dratch
LaKeith Stanfield
Danny DeVito
Adam Driver
Christophe Waltz
Janelle Monae (but one of those sexy Muppets made of tubes and false eyelashes)
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Israel has taken down Signal to prevent me from having a hot date tonight
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Girlfriend by avril lavigne would have been a smash hit if it was gender reversed/gay
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
For some reason the idea that Kevin's mother is "wildly careless" feels weirdly revolutionary to me???? I've just realised all these years I've been watching Home Alone from a child's perspective where you just expect to be blamed for everything regardless
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
For some reason the idea that Kevin's mother is "wildly careless" feels weirdly revolutionary to me???? I've just realised all these years I've been watching Home Alone from a child's perspective where you just expect to be blamed for everything regardless
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Something I'm really proud of the youths (0-40) for is how cringe AI is
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Listening to Morning Ireland like I always do and there's a primary school burying a time capsule to be opened in 2050 and one of the girls goes "I wrote about the meme, where you say '67' and then you move your hands like this" and I absolutely cannot wait for the 2050 children to open it
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I forgot to get the x brace for my new kitchen shelves and very nearly died this morning while video calling my mom
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't trust the 12-hour clock
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Lmao love to download the latest android update and make my phone worse than ever
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
So.....is the left arming up now or what
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Does anyone know why I'm so sad today
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
hey has anyone figured out how to Stop Men ? jw
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Really cool that the answer to "how do I make my phone work again" is "turn off all of the accessibility settings"
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Laying still and not complaining so the tattoo artist will give me an A+ in getting tattooed
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Why has it been like 6 months and I still don't know what's happening why am I an IDIOT I ask you
No way this man just texted me what is happening, death to men
death penalty for ghosting, especially when it's my birthday and especially when we've been seeing each other for like 3 months wtf ☠️
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Norway is the Northern Ireland of Scandinavia
January 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
You can actually tell how much the Germans regret the holocaust just by these signs in the sbahn claiming that they value disabled people above bicycles which, in Germany, is demonstrably untrue
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM