Jeff Sneff
@silencebottom.bsky.social
what up pimps i know nothing
I completed dry January and all I got was a rekindled love for soda
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I completed dry January and all I got was a rekindled love for soda
When 2:30 hits
youtu.be/zXEvS4yFXM4?...
youtu.be/zXEvS4yFXM4?...
I Have dreams- Countless Rooftops - Valdosta,Ga @Planet 10
YouTube video by Toothykeith
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
When 2:30 hits
youtu.be/zXEvS4yFXM4?...
youtu.be/zXEvS4yFXM4?...
No Bo and no Tucker is devastating man
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
No Bo and no Tucker is devastating man
Why must everyone insist on using speaker phone to take calls. Put the phone to your ear I am begging you.
January 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Why must everyone insist on using speaker phone to take calls. Put the phone to your ear I am begging you.
Reposted by Jeff Sneff
"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"
how you pronounce mk.gee weeds out the posers from the nerds
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 AM
how you pronounce mk.gee weeds out the posers from the nerds
Animal Collective be like "may I bang with dis 🥺👉👈"
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Animal Collective be like "may I bang with dis 🥺👉👈"
Shredded cheese tastes better when someone else does it for you and I'm not talkin about the bags you buy at the store
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Shredded cheese tastes better when someone else does it for you and I'm not talkin about the bags you buy at the store
Sonic Boom selling bootleg tapes and vinyl for full price is actually messed up. $50 for a bootleg tape is absurd.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sonic Boom selling bootleg tapes and vinyl for full price is actually messed up. $50 for a bootleg tape is absurd.
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY JOB. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS SHIT. I WILL STAY UP UNTIL DEGENERATE HOURS UNTIL IM BLACK IN THE FACE YOU FUCKING SHIT. ILL KILL MYSELF.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY JOB. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS SHIT. I WILL STAY UP UNTIL DEGENERATE HOURS UNTIL IM BLACK IN THE FACE YOU FUCKING SHIT. ILL KILL MYSELF.
What a good fucking song
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What a good fucking song
The scariest thing that can happen on Halloween is hearing the cries of every Dodgers fan around the globe
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The scariest thing that can happen on Halloween is hearing the cries of every Dodgers fan around the globe
Fred again is not great enough to bring Thomas Bangalter out of retirement
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fred again is not great enough to bring Thomas Bangalter out of retirement
My plan to make the convenience store across from my apartment stock yerba mate worked. Literally the only person who bought it and now I have a personal stash that they've restocked.
October 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My plan to make the convenience store across from my apartment stock yerba mate worked. Literally the only person who bought it and now I have a personal stash that they've restocked.
Reposted by Jeff Sneff
Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
They gentrified Nuit Blanche
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
They gentrified Nuit Blanche
in other news, i have dream repress sooner than you think maybe? probably? i hope.
September 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
in other news, i have dream repress sooner than you think maybe? probably? i hope.
funny how i saw the last i hate sex show and it was beautiful and then years later the merch game fucked everybody up and they imploded their account
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
funny how i saw the last i hate sex show and it was beautiful and then years later the merch game fucked everybody up and they imploded their account
How did Shazam get worse? 10 years ago it worked perfectly now it can't recognize shit
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How did Shazam get worse? 10 years ago it worked perfectly now it can't recognize shit
Drag queen named John M'Lady
September 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Drag queen named John M'Lady
What's the deal with all these emo band doing drops on WhatNot. It's so lame. Just do a regular merch drop ffs
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What's the deal with all these emo band doing drops on WhatNot. It's so lame. Just do a regular merch drop ffs
on your back fast asleep, buy the waxlight
September 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
on your back fast asleep, buy the waxlight
Stop trying to make swag happen Bieber, it's not going to happen
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Stop trying to make swag happen Bieber, it's not going to happen
Ex-cop boss called me an onion today
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ex-cop boss called me an onion today
Reposted by Jeff Sneff
this 3 act story has something for everyone
August 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
this 3 act story has something for everyone