Sima 🪭
@simashanzi.bsky.social
18+| im sima, love me on twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
🎨 #SimaSketch
🔞 #SimaSmut
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Banner art: https://skeb.jp/@byHanabi
🎨 #SimaSketch
🔞 #SimaSmut
NSFW alt: @simascum.bsky.social
Pfp art: @chattokaku.bsky.social
Banner art: https://skeb.jp/@byHanabi
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Sima 🪭
@simashanzi.bsky.social
· Dec 19
hi! i'm sima (any pronouns), a #VTuber that yaps nonstop on stream (twitch.tv/sima_shanzi) while playing games not that well and with an overall comfy vibe
please love me 💜
#Lewdtuber 18+ alt is bsky.app/profile/sima...
My socials and art credits are on sima-shanzi.carrd.co
please love me 💜
#Lewdtuber 18+ alt is bsky.app/profile/sima...
My socials and art credits are on sima-shanzi.carrd.co
secret late star rail stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
Sima_Shanzi - Twitch
kinky experimentation (in honkai) | [18+]
twitch.tv
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
secret late star rail stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
yes they may have thrown away millions for this BUT they'll probably be the best baseball players in their cell blocks, bet you didn't think of that
Federal prosecutors in New York have indicted two Guardians right-handers — Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Clase — for their alleged roles in a scheme to fix bets on pitches thrown in Major League Baseball games dating back to May 2023.
Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on federal gambling charges; both face up to 65 years in prison if convicted
Authorities arrested Luis Ortiz on Sunday in Boston on gambling charges. Emmanuel Clase is not in custody, according to multiple reports.
www.cleveland.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
yes they may have thrown away millions for this BUT they'll probably be the best baseball players in their cell blocks, bet you didn't think of that
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with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
look i get i'm "old gamer yells at clouds" but if i don't who will.
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
i refuse to add "in game" to anything i say on stream. if you seriously think that I'm gonna build a one block tower and jump off in real life that's on you.
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
look i get i'm "old gamer yells at clouds" but if i don't who will.
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
i refuse to add "in game" to anything i say on stream. if you seriously think that I'm gonna build a one block tower and jump off in real life that's on you.
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i refuse to add "in game" to anything i say on stream. if you seriously think that I'm gonna build a one block tower and jump off in real life that's on you.
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
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someone at work brought up baseball today and im already excited for next season to start, i wanna go to more games
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
someone at work brought up baseball today and im already excited for next season to start, i wanna go to more games
totally forgot that it's an election day today, hopefully i remember on my way home 🙏
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
totally forgot that it's an election day today, hopefully i remember on my way home 🙏
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sometimes I don't really know what spaces it's okay for me to be in, I'm too many things. agender, bi, mixed race.
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sometimes I don't really know what spaces it's okay for me to be in, I'm too many things. agender, bi, mixed race.
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
sometimes I don't really know what spaces it's okay for me to be in, I'm too many things. agender, bi, mixed race.
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sometimes I don't really know what spaces it's okay for me to be in, I'm too many things. agender, bi, mixed race.
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
i was born this way so you think I'd get used to it by now
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you know what i miss in star rail? character quests. i played yukong and lynx/pela's quests 2 years ago and they still stick with me.
i get why in story we can't have them yet but still, I'm so much less attached to these new characters than the early ones
i get why in story we can't have them yet but still, I'm so much less attached to these new characters than the early ones
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
you know what i miss in star rail? character quests. i played yukong and lynx/pela's quests 2 years ago and they still stick with me.
i get why in story we can't have them yet but still, I'm so much less attached to these new characters than the early ones
i get why in story we can't have them yet but still, I'm so much less attached to these new characters than the early ones
I'm very fortunate to have a community that really gets this, I never get back seated. And my vibes seem to repel the category lurkers that can't help but demand you play the game their way
Or i just play unpopular games idk
Or i just play unpopular games idk
PSA: Please do not backseat streamers unless they ask for it. Not trying to call anyone out, but it happened a couple times this weekend and it was really frustrating. Part of why I stream is to play games I haven’t played before (or not in a while) and I prefer to figure things out for myself.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm very fortunate to have a community that really gets this, I never get back seated. And my vibes seem to repel the category lurkers that can't help but demand you play the game their way
Or i just play unpopular games idk
Or i just play unpopular games idk
dodgers intentionally walked a second guy on base, i was typing up something about how the inevitable run that comes from it is super deserved but couldn't finish before the next guy hit a home run. reality has better comedic timing than me
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
dodgers intentionally walked a second guy on base, i was typing up something about how the inevitable run that comes from it is super deserved but couldn't finish before the next guy hit a home run. reality has better comedic timing than me
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
house flipping stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
Sima_Shanzi - Twitch
new horror game [GONE WRONG] {HOA CALLED} | [18+]
twitch.tv
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
house flipping stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
I think I'm anal about people being on time to things because of all the times I've been stood up/forgotten about over the years. as soon as it's 10 minutes after the scheduled time and I haven't heard anything i start giving up
Video representation of me: youtu.be/2vIHE_6YiQ4?...
Video representation of me: youtu.be/2vIHE_6YiQ4?...
The Community (IT STARTS AT NUEVE!!)
YouTube video by NocturnalLED
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October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I think I'm anal about people being on time to things because of all the times I've been stood up/forgotten about over the years. as soon as it's 10 minutes after the scheduled time and I haven't heard anything i start giving up
Video representation of me: youtu.be/2vIHE_6YiQ4?...
Video representation of me: youtu.be/2vIHE_6YiQ4?...
the "jerma plays game" to "vtuber plays game" pipeline never gets old
(im one of those vtubers)
(im one of those vtubers)
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the "jerma plays game" to "vtuber plays game" pipeline never gets old
(im one of those vtubers)
(im one of those vtubers)
detective stream (Return of the Obra Dinn) #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
Sima_Shanzi - Twitch
i have consumed olive oil from the most extra of virgins | [18+]
twitch.tv
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
detective stream (Return of the Obra Dinn) #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
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accepting trans people is as easy and basic as remembering someone's name.
"Hello I am ___"
"Ok"
"Hello I am ___"
"Ok"
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
accepting trans people is as easy and basic as remembering someone's name.
"Hello I am ___"
"Ok"
"Hello I am ___"
"Ok"
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very sure you meant to say man i need to pit matt, you really needed to think long and hard about that
then chat says "you never know these days"
feels great every time I'm in a split with you I feel unsafe, especially when it's someone with as much influence as you :)
then chat says "you never know these days"
feels great every time I'm in a split with you I feel unsafe, especially when it's someone with as much influence as you :)
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
very sure you meant to say man i need to pit matt, you really needed to think long and hard about that
then chat says "you never know these days"
feels great every time I'm in a split with you I feel unsafe, especially when it's someone with as much influence as you :)
then chat says "you never know these days"
feels great every time I'm in a split with you I feel unsafe, especially when it's someone with as much influence as you :)
ever since pokemon sword dangled a fairy gym leader position in my face (me: fairy only player usually) and then STOLE IT I've had trust issues with the whole series
October 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ever since pokemon sword dangled a fairy gym leader position in my face (me: fairy only player usually) and then STOLE IT I've had trust issues with the whole series
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People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing
April 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing