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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 6h

I just hope their daddy is thrilled with their latest purchase and they'll have some rather....interesting stories to share

Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 6h

Blahhhh I wanna talk to my friend so much. I got to spend tons of time with them this week and soon for my birthday. It's only been 24 hours since we said goodbye but it feels like so much longer!!

But I have to share them. But I have important things to ask them. Like with this PS2 game list

:3

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 1d

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com

Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

www.thefarside.com

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 12h

Dang you fucking idiots need a beat down

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 12h

Mine does that because I don't have shit going on. Until last week, every day was basically the same exact shit like Groundhog Day.

I never thought I'd understand where Bill Murray's character was coming from but here I am.

Deeply grateful for this last week but I need more things going on

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Mount St. Helens in 1980 @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 9d

#MSH45 | Richard Lasher
You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with.

The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen.

Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.

A red Ford Pinto hatchback angles across a narrow gravel forest service road, a blue enduro motorcycle on a rear hitch carrier. Tall firs frame the view. Beyond them, a towering ash cloud from a pyroclastic density flow billows skyward. Photo by Richard Kent Lasher, May 18, 1980.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

This is a very good point about DHS. They direct harassment campaigns on Twitter using quote-tweets.

Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 1d

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.

Block on sight.

Protect your digital space.

Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.

The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 1d

Oh dear Lord was I doing what I think I was doing this weekend?

Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 1d

This asshole guy to see his original person today and was hiding like a kitten with only his head behind a sheet.
He clearly recognized her but didn't want to be held by her just me

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 2d

Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:

MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.

Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We are at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 1d

Don't lie, this was taken with a macro lens

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 12d

You are missed, dummy. But you come first so take care of yourself. Shit is hard enough without your mental and physical health. I'm still feeling like shit and am forcing myself to do to work

(PS this place sucks without your notifications popping up, you make this way more tolerable)

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 12d

🎶 the politics of diapers 🎶

Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 15d

What part will you be in? I spent a minimum of a day a week buzzing around **every** corner of SF for work for 18 months and made notes.

You must be going back home through Oakland. They close at 7pm but I can't stress how much you'll love this place: casadechocolates.com

Casa De Chocolates

A Mexican Chocolate Shop bringing you delicious artisan chocolates and desserts -- as well as a little taste of Latin America!

casadechocolates.com

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 18d

I don't think people will really notice, and you could charge extra due to the pain. Personal experience: destroying your wrists for work isn't worth it.

And there might be better techniques you can utilize to do the same. Olivia mentioned a lot of that going from self taught to grad school

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 26d

Go back to sleep then. I know you're supposed to be working today so I'll write you a note for your hard ass, slave driver of a boss (albeit they're adorable, all sorts of cute) so you don't get dinged.

I just heard about something called HIPAA, it's illegal for me to tell them anything they call!

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · 28d

Doubt.

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Sep 17

Fuck off shit head boot licker

Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Sep 11

Hmm I don't think that's possible. Not the shrinking, I'm sure that can be done.

The cute part. I don't see how you could go up the chart when it's the scale starts at 1 and ends with you. It's mathematically impossible. Even the second highest is an asymptote

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Sep 10

Did you grow any yet?

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Sep 10

Y is body still trying to not alive tho D:

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Sep 5

Dang I forgot that was next weekend. I need-need to do more things between here and Oakland buuutttt I guess it can wait another weekend or two.

"There's always room for Jello" is a marketing slogan you weren't supposed to take it literally you silly goose

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Aug 28

I'm also feeling like shit but it might be the 2-4 hours of sleep I've gotten three nights in a row, the heavy rains and thunderstorms the last three days, the 1.5 hours it's took me to get home Monday and Tuesday, and my brake booster starting to fail.

Kinda feels like the flu. Or COVID. Lol. D:

Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Aug 28

Sleep. If you don't and I find out you're working I'll drive down there and take your laptop, tablet, and steal your phone's S Pen.

Or you can pay the tax.

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Simian Industries @simianindustries.bsky.social · Aug 28

Oh man you should look at your chat logs cuz, damn.

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